Jess Machan

There is a cake on the table. Someone's face is gonna wind up crammed into it, it's required by law #dynamite300

BUCKSHOT TO MARINA HOLY HELL

TEXAS DEATH BBY

This week on Everybody Hates Yuta

Moose should be Alberto del Rio'd out of any wrestling federation that matters. Believe it or not, terrible people shouldn't be rewarded with high platforms.

Somebody check on @hangmanpage.bsky.social, buddy is probably going through some feelings rn :(

I thought it would take Will a little longer to win Kenny over, but his actions probably made for a much better convincer than his words could be. Either way, I'm glad they're on the same page now. ❤️

Oh God the regret seeping into Hanger's cold, angry expression as the consequences of his actions dawned on him 😭

a man wearing a fantilli jersey points to a sign on a wall Alt: Hockey player Adam Fantilli shows off his Columbus Blue Jackets jersey and points to a neon sign reading 'Columbus Blue Jackets'.

ADAM F'N FANTILLI. Congratulations on your hat trick (in front of your folks no less!)

BOO THIS WOMAN.

I'm both straight and married and I want to propose to Harley Cameron.

Charles looks super cozy. 😀 Stay warm, CFO (and you too!)

Repost if anyone LGBTQ is welcome on your account.

Especially these next 4 years we gotta keep reminding our LGBTQIA+ peeps that they are loved and welcomed here.

Cute curly haired boys who wrestle like gods. Yes please.

Just realized that all these years when Don Callis was calling him Kenny “By God” Omega, he was actually saying Kenny “Bi God” Omega & we just couldn’t see the homophone because it wasn’t in writing… #AEW

Fan with sign that says Kenny Omega cured my depression

#AEWDynamite

Poodle hair is tamed, shit is officially Real

Kenny Omega is BACK! #AEWWorldsEnd

"Oh goodness you've lost so much blood, how awful for you, I hope this doesn't affect your readiness for our match.

...

...bitch."

-Kazuchika Okada, probably

When will my poodle haired Canadian gamer prince return to the war

I couldn't afford the ppv but I can't wait to see pictures

KENNY MY BELOVED COME BACK

No time is a bad time for Rainmaker art

Omf how dare we care about wrestlers' wellbeing 9__9

Uno. Uno did you play Silent Hill 2 Remake.

a man in a green elf costume is standing next to a man in a red sweater and talking to him . ALT: a man in a green elf costume is standing next to a man in a red sweater and talking to him .

HOLY CRAP SANTA JUST FOLLOWED ME. HI SANTA!

Ok my cable was cut for me so I'm literally finding out Collision results in reverse

This is how I find out that Kyle 'Don't call me Will Ospreay' Fletcher beat Okada. And then scrolled down to see that Mox and pals were one FTR away from murdering Orange by poison.

What a time to be alive.

Hello baby Mox aren't you delightfu-- HOLY BALLS ITS ART. AGAIN. DAMN YOU PEOPLE ARE TALENTED.

a wrestler with his arms outstretched in a stadium . Alt: a wrestler with his arms outstretched in a stadium .

Can I have the Demon King back a couple times as a treat?

Two events in and it seems that my decision to back the Snowballs has been a terrible mistake. I'm so very sorry, I seem to be a jinx. Nothing else explains your poor performance *in ice and snow based events*. #MarbleLeague2024
#SnowMuchFun

IT WASNT THE BEST FOR MY HEART, LUKE. 💔 😭