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Takes*

My friend is also a member of the same chain of gyms i just joined and she sent me her class schedule in case i wanna join her sometime and goddamn she rakes 7 classes a week. Good for you and also 🥵

I wore this during today’s workout and i actually liked it lol i forgot i had it on

This recruiter with a blocked number keeps calling. Why would you be in the cold call business with a blocked number?? Fucking moron

LEG DAY DONE 💪🏼

Look at this BUM

That stabbing thing is really confusing

I couldnt find the glute drive machine in the new gym i went to today and it was busy enough that i felt like i had to stare at people to see the machines and it was just uncomfy so i did other stuff 🥲

Someone was going 32 mph on 66. THIRTY FUCKING TWO. AND HAD THE AUDACITY TO BRAKE CHECK ME. WHY ARE YOU EVEN ALLOWED TO DRIVE??

I knew i was gonna be in and out of the house several times today so I took el perro to the dog park in the AM and he’s still mad at me for leaving him at home while I run my errands lol

ALSO i was turning right and waiting for a lady with her stroller to cross and THIS LADY BEHIND ME HONKS AT ME!!! I had already moved up past the line so it’s clear I’m paying attention. I turned the fuck around to yell and she was frantically waving SORRY SORRY 😂 jesus christ

I was waiting for this girl to be done with the hip abduction machine and she moved to another one nearby without cleaning it so I made a big show of cleaning it before using 😐 she did clean the next one after that though. Asshole

I wish gyms had a busy meter

People love to hear they look good. Respond to your friend’s story to say they look hot today (only if it’s true we can’t look hot every day)

And another!!

YES! Here’s one i just saw lol

Im not understanding the phrasing of “graduating” to refer to getting married. I keep seeing it in the local wedding vendor and resale groups im in

Y’all know how pissed i get with anything to do with driving or my car

Mr z was like can you just put your car in a guest spot? I mean yeah but I still need them to know they cant do this?? Otherwise they’ll be pulling this shit whenever they want

She finally came out and profusely apologized so i was nice but then she said she needed the spot that way for a bit longer because she has something big to put in her car 🤪

I cant get a new car til we move. My current one apparently goes through war daily

MORE SCRATCHES?? WHERE ARE THESE FROM

Stupid bitch blocking zeborah’s reserved spot

WORTHLESS FUCKING CUNT WHY???

How the fuck did someone scrape my car when my mirrors are always turned in??

Good news i know which plastic surgeon is going to do my post baby titties as well as my future facelift 😂

She never got a lip flip again 😂

Was talking to a friend last night who got a lip flip early into dating her now husband (and he didnt know) but one day he was like why are you a bad kisser all of a sudden? LMAOOO

I have a HH today so I think I need to crockpot dinner it to have it on the table by the time mr z gets home from work. I feel like such a trad wife when I cook for din on his work days 😂

Scrambled egg rules:
• Butter ONLY
• Egg whites are only palatable when mixed with a whole egg
• Season near the end
• There is a fine line between undercooked and overcooked they must be a little wet/shiny when done
• Egg fatigue is a thing

It’s another beautiful day!