Omid Tavallai

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why I don’t dance.

Remember how wingnuts were saying that the government and media were all a bunch of child traffickers when the other party was in charge? 🧐

En tant que cuistot américain en France, ça me fâche vraiment que la plupart des demandes (catering, consultation, etc) ne sont que pour des burgers, brownies et cheesecakes.

Woman in long dress is looking out the window.

Trent Reznor goes hard on the “P” in “Piggy” and spits as Alessandro Cortini plays bass

Seriously, so good… snapped one of my favorite show photos ever during Piggy 🙃

I hear a lot of democratic members of congress say “republicans privately tell me they hate this.”

Start naming names.

Can’t wait for Paris… it has been far too long since I’ve experienced NIN live.

BREAKING: In a unanimous decision, a federal court of appeals has ruled that Louisiana's law requiring the Ten Commandments to be displayed in all public school classrooms is unconstitutional.

We’ll keep saying it: Public schools are not Sunday schools.

Depends if you had that before going to bed or after getting up.

Translation: “Gat DAMN I was hiiiigh.”

Because Goebbels Miller wants 3000 kidnappings a day.

We need an encore performance.

I make an exception for fried chicken tacos, but yeah chicken tacos are usually trash.

I don’t suppose anyone needs to ask who Taco Beast is?

a taco with arms and legs is dancing on a white background Alt: a taco with arms and legs is dancing on a white background

It’s TACO Time!

Hopefully the next time he ODs on blow, the only doctor near him will be someone with a PhD in library science who does everything in their power to revive him.

Go ahead and take Bono. That whole forced U2 album download thing is still icky to this day.

It is a little weird to me countries aren’t more aggressively, formally trying to take advantage of the U.S. science brain drain. Once in a lifetime opportunity to buy low on Non-Dumbass Americans with PhDs who just wanna look into microscopes and quietly cure ass cancer as our country eats shit.

Because they can’t handle anymore defeats from the shareholder class? 🤷🏽‍♂️

Yosemite *is* pretty rad, though

WOT!?

This is an unelected oil executive now calling the shots for America’s public lands. No Senate vote. No accountability. Just a signature and the quiet handoff of power to Musk’s inner circle. This is what authoritarianism looks like, buried in bureaucracy.

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On this #420day, we celebrate the 52nd anniversary of performers “Gail & Dale” singing the hit, “One Toke Over the Line,” on Lawrence Welk.

Neither had an idea the song was about pot, and Welk thought the song was a “modern spiritual.”

Hurray! I’m glad I’m not the only one either! 😆

She makes herself an unfunny part of every act she has jack shit to do with?

And this was the White House’s response: they are officially thumbing their nose at both the lower court and a 9-0 Supreme Court order. Our country is completely off the rails, the separation of powers has failed.