Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes)

ESPNAssignmentDesk @ESPNAssignDesk · 2h Hello, Dane! Please see your DMs for a message from us! Dane Moore @DaneMooreNBA You do not have permission to use it — as I’ve told you numerous times in DMs. Shouldn’t have laid off all those reporters if you wanted locker room content.

This is the correct energy against our media overlords

Who is the new leader of Iran? Congratulations...it is you!

I'll thank you NOT to steal my Wife Ghoster drama pitch that I have planned for CBS

Sounds interesting

Photo of a woman wearing a shoulder brace. Caption: Shoulder Pain is Not From Sleeping Wrong. Meet The Real Enemy

I will destroy her

Amy Madigan is just solid. We need more movies with Amy Madigan in them, even though we have a lot of movies featuring her anyway

You're FBI!?

Every role really. I mean...she was pretty solid in Gone Baby Gone

There’s a pretty robust case to make that the Iran Hostage crisis of 1979, the revolution itself, and the policies of the Iranian government towards the US
since, was all blowback from the CIA’s decision to overthrow Mossadegh in 1953. www.cnn.com/2013/08/19/p...

Detroit Pistons...more like NOT Detroit Pistons

Sorry to hear

Movies are fun but the real Apple Dumpling Gang murdered over 300 people.

GOTTA DO IT FOR (Joey) MEYER!

An award winner!

those dastardly Iranians put that river right in the cradle of civilization, nobody could possibly know it was there.

You'll do it and like it

A succulent tenderloin!?

Annnnnnnnnd Academy Award Winner Jack Palance!

Gennings Dunker's much requested 40 at the combine, mullet flowing in the breeze

"Sir, this is a LensCrafters!"

"Okay but when did YOU serve?"

Yep. We just don't know how to use them

Got a cab near the Department of Education. Hadn’t seen the Charlie Kirk banner before.

Well I'm not supposed to listen to people who AREN'T in the movie but...

Homer Simpson

Alright, the world sucks, but the best month of the year is upon us:

Ms. Wilkins, the daughter of a financial specialist in the aerospace industry (her mother) and a global consumer products executive for Gillette (her father), had lived in London and Switzerland, and for a time attended elementary school at Collège du Léman in Geneva. She is originally from the Boston suburb of Weymouth, but likes to emphasize her time living in Arkansas. "There are just some things the limousine liberal will never understand from the coasts," she recently wrote.

Kash Patel’s girlfriend is exactly the sort of country singer you’d think she’d be. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/28/u...

Jackson @tree_bro Follow *knocks on door* Mrs Smith? I'm from Army. Your son got owned in Iraq. He showed great valor in the face of epic fail. Semper fi or whatecer 4:20 PM • Jul 22, 2011

This tweet preceeds and anticipates deaths in Operation Epic Fury by almost 15 years

I'm choosing to believe Ahmadinejad's last words were "Go Blue"

A true poster

this is just ranked anuses