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@tempestarubida.bsky.social

Eepiest girl in the world No gods, no masters she/her

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Having suffered the pain of a tooth infection I can unequivocally say that this man died in absolute agony. The type of nerve pain that will have you screaming and wondering quite rightly if you’ve gone insane

This man was tortured through neglect, and everyone involved is an irredeemable monster

04.03.2026 20:54 — 👍 1284    🔁 422    💬 19    📌 18

I’m already banned from receiving DMs from new people and making new moderation lists, so I might as well say it: banning people for blocking moderation instead of just making blocking the moderation not do anything is fucking stupid. Skill issue

04.03.2026 21:00 — 👍 95    🔁 33    💬 1    📌 0

How to win in November

04.03.2026 19:53 — 👍 3845    🔁 1171    💬 17    📌 12

being anti-trans is an unelectable position, sorry newsom, we need someone more electable in 2028

04.03.2026 13:01 — 👍 723    🔁 70    💬 3    📌 3

anti-trans Dems ate shit last night

04.03.2026 12:01 — 👍 6229    🔁 871    💬 44    📌 136

WASHINGTON (AP) — White House says Spain has agreed to cooperate with US operations in Mideast after Trump threatened financial penalties.

MADRID (AP) — Spain's government denies cooperation with US operations in the Middle East, contradicting White House.

04.03.2026 19:25 — 👍 2000    🔁 531    💬 55    📌 113

It’s so weird that not so long ago, like, less than 20 years, the progressive feminist position was gender de-segregation in sport and other male dominated spaces. Then the terfs came along and convinced the mainstream that the most progressive feminist position is that women are weak and feeble.

04.03.2026 10:57 — 👍 1064    🔁 392    💬 3    📌 0

Sony no longer plans to release PlayStation games on PC? Maybe they should consider releasing some on PlayStation!

04.03.2026 13:56 — 👍 1277    🔁 342    💬 5    📌 9

it’s actually blue no matter whom

04.03.2026 12:21 — 👍 17    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah, jokes in alt text are good when they serve the purpose of conveying the vibe of the image, but they're bad when they replace an actual description.

04.03.2026 14:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Alt text is important for accessibility but what we don’t talk about as much is that it’s also a great opportunity for joke density

04.03.2026 14:04 — 👍 759    🔁 129    💬 6    📌 4

Ohhhh

03.03.2026 00:05 — 👍 2510    🔁 961    💬 47    📌 143

Every trans person is like "I knew something was up before I had the words to describe it and had to fight for this for years" and every transphobe is like "one conversation with a doctor could have convinced me to get the walrus surgery from the movie 'The Walrus'"

03.03.2026 23:26 — 👍 1771    🔁 388    💬 8    📌 3

well apple owns the entry level laptop market for another decade

04.03.2026 14:29 — 👍 260    🔁 11    💬 20    📌 0

The Republican Party is too far-right extremist for Dan Crenshaw. Democratic incumbents are losing to more progressive challengers by wide margins. Something to keep in mind next time Democratic consultants dust off their old "tack right to win the center" powerpoints yet again.

04.03.2026 10:50 — 👍 546    🔁 130    💬 7    📌 5

The eponymous Median Voter themselves is merely a statistical mirage. There is no capital M capital V Median Voter sitting there holding exactly middle political positions. If you have 20 voters, where 10 voters are a 1 and 10 voters are a 5, running a "I'm 2.5!!" campaign will appeal to no one.

04.03.2026 11:46 — 👍 14    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0

Multiple counties in TX have different polling locations for Dems and GOP. Reports all over the place of no lines at GOP polls and 4hr+ lines at Dem polls (w broken machines at some). Texas isn’t red, it’s stolen.

04.03.2026 03:31 — 👍 264    🔁 132    💬 1    📌 3

okay ya know what yeah it's time for me to start looking into linux

04.03.2026 14:34 — 👍 27    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

it is and he was right to say it

04.03.2026 13:46 — 👍 456    🔁 29    💬 5    📌 0
M is for maybe this starts with an m
N is for next letter, and that one's an n
E is for easy, like spelling this word
M is for magpie, the stealingest bird
O is for only three more letters to go
N is for nearly there, you mnemonic pro
I is for imminent, this poem's end
C is for congratulations, my spellingwell friend

M is for maybe this starts with an m N is for next letter, and that one's an n E is for easy, like spelling this word M is for magpie, the stealingest bird O is for only three more letters to go N is for nearly there, you mnemonic pro I is for imminent, this poem's end C is for congratulations, my spellingwell friend

If you are unsure of how to spell mnemonic, here is a handy mnemonic:

04.03.2026 11:21 — 👍 673    🔁 197    💬 15    📌 8

Every Democrat in the House should sign on to articles of impeachment for Kristi Noem. This is fruit so low-hanging it's practically below ground.

04.03.2026 00:43 — 👍 1744    🔁 317    💬 19    📌 7
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Colleges See Spike in Students With Disabilities, Including Elite Schools

They are clearly trying to whip up a moral panic about disability accommodations but this article doesn't include any data on accommodations.

04.03.2026 01:53 — 👍 1256    🔁 171    💬 51    📌 45

The one problem I see with rotating judges is that it leaves cases up to the luck of the draw. What if a pivotal civil rights case ends up with a panel of 11 conservatives and 2 liberals?

04.03.2026 05:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

13 JUSTICES FOR 13 CIRCUITS MANY ARE SAYING

04.03.2026 02:43 — 👍 307    🔁 56    💬 9    📌 2

once again I reiterate that I have never found a more effective barometer for "is this space safe for my fat cis body" than "show me your specific policies for creating a safe space for trans bodies"

it has a 100% success rate everywhere from doctors to waxing to clothing-optional soaking pools

04.03.2026 02:02 — 👍 852    🔁 125    💬 2    📌 0

"ah yes i would like a subscription to AI Windows"
statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged

04.03.2026 03:59 — 👍 57    🔁 14    💬 3    📌 1
Eleanor Klibanoff
@eklib
​The Texas Supreme Court has temporarily BLOCKED a Dallas judge's order to keep the polls open til 9, ordering the county to separate out votes from people who were not in line at 7pm.
​Not a final ruling, but will create chaos in getting results from Dallas County

Eleanor Klibanoff @eklib ​The Texas Supreme Court has temporarily BLOCKED a Dallas judge's order to keep the polls open til 9, ordering the county to separate out votes from people who were not in line at 7pm. ​Not a final ruling, but will create chaos in getting results from Dallas County

A bunch of fuckery is happening on the Dallas electoral world and it's going to make people very very normal

04.03.2026 03:44 — 👍 44    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 2

As a trans person who used to drive for Lyft:

- they don’t care about our safety
- they don’t pay at all sometimes
- they signed me up for the “women drivers” thing without my knowledge or consent which led to a cis woman rider attacking me
- the $10 discount is for a single ride. One. ONE RIDE.

04.03.2026 03:06 — 👍 171    🔁 54    💬 0    📌 0

Thinking about how much it means to me that Alex Chen has anger issues and hurts the people she cares about (even physically at times) and she still gets to be the protagonist and is still deemed worthy of love by the other characters around her 🥲

04.03.2026 03:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

year of the linux desktop

04.03.2026 03:03 — 👍 925    🔁 111    💬 30    📌 0