Very mid Mike

Yup, Colorado has NOT forgotten.

I was just wondering “how do I tell it to be more gentle?” So glad I’m not the only one.

Sure! They may get dragged to court, but they have a great chance of fighting it. They just don’t want to anger Dad, I mean Trump.

Well, can’t unsee the hip-thrusting alien.

The internet is like home video games: ubiquitous, everyone loves it, real consumer-driven demand. A.I. is the Power Glove or the Sega CD or that robot that came with the Nintendo.

I hadn’t read the COTD yet. Killing off the least ordered parts makes sense from a business standpoint, but some of us weirdos will be feeling that for years. Looking forward to the future forum posts about “swapping explorer brakes onto your scirocco” though.

I have no attachment to the brand, but I find this fun and aesthetically pleasing.

Betteridge’s law remains in effect

Usually they get funny at the end, but I just felt said for all the WaPo reporters.

Glad to know mine isn’t the only one who wants to go nose deep in my ear.

Hey, now. I mean, fair, but…

But way less expensive, at least.

Heard annually in my house: stop trying to make JIT happen, Ken Jennings.

Heard for the first time in my house this year: JIT happens.

If I bypass website security measures, it’s a whole thing and suddenly I’m getting arraigned on felony charges!

I love that you could supply this information. What the internet was actually for.

Good job, internet!

HEART COCKLES WARMED

Librarian Ethel Rice was a coal miner's daughter. First in her family to go to college— at Western in Gunnison, where she worked for decades.

Ethel died and gave >$1 million to her alma mater, which will soon give free tuition to any Gunnison Valley high schooler.

Go Ethel.

I wonder how many donate enough to convince CU the donor should keep it.

Looks like you got there in the end.

I mean, it sounds really unsustainable in hindsight.

I’m not convinced that 10 times is enough in that district, but here’s hoping.

Wtf did I just read? Thanks for the laugh!

I think I need an adult?

That comparison is really forced. Like, those two things have nothing to do with each other.

The fact this isn’t the first reply is a bit of a shame. 10/10 joke.

An orange and white cat sitting on tile floor. She has found the tiniest bit of sunbeam to sit in.

We have to apologize daily for the lack of decent sunbeams to lay in. Soon, cats, it will be spring.

Tentatively interested. Hard to pull this off. But I hope Matt and Chip got a good payday!

The only songs easier to get than Queen is The Who, so yeah, they’ll get it if they try.

I’m assuming this is a joke and I liked it. Well done.

Probably good to live your life such that someone doesn’t say “I expected a more robust answer” while asking you a question.