Kalitro III

Libro "Slasher: Guía cinematográfica ilustrada". - Red Bat's Ko-fi Shop Libro "Slasher: Guía cinematográfica ilustrada". En él, Randy Meeks y Red Bat te guiarán por el género del cine slasher. Puedes elegir el libro solo ...

Bueno, como dije, he abierto un Ko-fi. No tengo sistemas de suscripción, está abierto para todos. Lo importante es que ahora cuento con una tienda online y se puede obtener el libro slasher cómodamente. QUEDAN 5 EJEMPLARES:
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Fake products in video games are one of the few great joys we have left in this world

—¿Cómo es que no hay fotos de Timoneda?
—Sí que hay, pero están donde más las necesito.

La lista telita, pero el de first-love me descoloca particularmente porque lo asocio a algo totalmente aséptico.

Gestarse 100.000€ en una obra menor como esa no deja casi margen para las mordidas, por eso se niegan a hacerla.

Me alegra que tengas gente alrededor que esté ahí para ayudar. Gran diferencia hacen.

In order to understand UK politics in 2026 you must realise that a plumber & plasterer doesn't represent the interests of the working class because she is left-wing but a wealthy broadcaster & former academic does represent the interests of the working class because he is right-wing. Hope this helps

It would appear that European governments will only say the United States is acting against international law when…

…the threat is against a European territory such as Greenland.

It’s funny if you call PayPal or visa lines and bring this up asking why they claim “adult illustrations” is against their regulations but betting on the death of kids is totally fine. They don’t have an answer.

In fact yall should call them at least once a day with this :)

I should do book promo—
*ICE murder several blocks from me*
*sheltering in place bc of racial profiling*
*mutual aid*
*mutual aid*
*a second ICE murder*
*mutual aid*
*Local kidnapped kids sent to Dilley*
*phone tree to Lawyers Guild for LO friend*
*more kidnappings*
*mutual aid*
*mutual aid*
*war*

NYT says the damage to the hospital was likely from targeting "Network 2", a state-run news outlet.

What NYT DOESN'T say is that targeting civilians, even those who happen to work for state-run TV, is a war crime. I wonder why they didn't want to print that? One can only guess... 🙄

Sánchez ha prohibido que las bases estadounidenses en suelo español se usen para los ataques contra Irán. Los barcos estadounidenses se están yendo a otras bases en Europa para seguir con sus misiones.

¿Es mi Panceta mirando por la ventana un cuadro de Edward Hopper?

El otro día salí tocado del Pleno. Cabreado. No puedo con la falta de sensibilidad con ciertos temas. Mira lo que pasó 👇

Title: "Unprepared for a Regrettable Luncheon! (With apologies to Kelly)" In the visual style of famed The Onion cartoonist Stan Kelly, Superintendent Chalmers is having lunch with Principal Skinner, who is menacingly placing a tray of hamburgers and fries upon the table, which greatly upsets Chalmers. Beneath one of the hamburgers is a wrapper bearing the text "Obviously grilled fast food". Chalmers [labelled as "Disappointed guests"]: "B-but... I thought we were having steamed CLAMS!!" Skinner [labelled as "Isometric exercising* odd fellows" - the asterisk refers to a footnote reading "Latest fad"]: "Oh, no, I made STEAMED HAMS™®! ©1996 Skinner family All rights reserved" From within the clouds of smoke billowing from Skinner's kitchen (wherein an American flag can be seen burning) three heavenly beings gaze upon the scene disapprovingly: A pig labelled "Actual hams", Krusty the clown, labelled "Hard-working patent-holders", and a teenaged fry-cook labelled "Ignored sandwich artists". Lady Liberty peeks in the door and sheds a sad tear at this woeful scene. Kelly's obligatory artist cameo has him disgruntledly commenting "Seymour-a bore-e-malice."

Steamed Hams but it's a Kelly comic

(Yup that's right I still make "Steamed Hams but..." memes)
#simpsons #kelly #steamedhams

O unos soldados del imperio romano con unos escudos en forma de posaderas.

He's Holden Bloodfeastmaxxing

Found a weird easter egg

Que se desvíen de eso ya es para alegrarse. Y que ahonden una miaja en su cultura, que hasta ahora siempre han sido antagonistas.

To understand what's happening in Iran today, you have to know about the history of Western intervention in the country.

In the early 1900s, the British secured oil rights in the country until 1993, where they only agreed to pay Iran 16% of the total profits.

This was seen as an unfair deal. 🧵

In 2025, Israel attacked six countries, Palestine, Iran, Lebanon, Qatar, Syria, and Yemen.

It also carried out strikes in Tunisian, Maltese and Greek territorial waters on aid flotillas heading for Gaza

& in the last 72 hours, Israel has bombed Lebanon, Gaza & Iran

Israel is a terrorist state

Oof. I just read your post in the most uncharitable, pedantic way possible, and I gotta tell ya: it's not looking good for you.

Sí, me ha dado por mirarlo a ver si podía ser.

Me imagino que Zelensky estará encantado de negociar, bajo la mediación de Trump, un acuerdo con Putin. Es obvio que tanto Putin como Trump van a respetar al pie de la letra lo que negocien y prometan. Seguro.

Es de Palencia, provincia de Finlandia.

YouTube video by makikoti47 Carola Standertskjöld: Perfidia (1965)

hoy me he acordado de la finlandesa que cantaba boleros sin acento 🤍🤍🤍

m.youtube.com/watch?v=LNBW...

Viñeta de varios detectives discutiendo un caso. Uno lleva gabardina, pelo rizado, cejas pobladas y un puro.

¿Es esto un cameo de Colombo en Black Jack?

Let me guess, wealthy people who moved to Dubai to avoid paying taxes now want the countries they moved from to protect them?