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Reason Void is your underground source for American truth—where satire meets reality in the most absurdly believable way. We blend sharp wit with jaw-dropping ‘news’ that feels almost too real. If it sounds crazy, well… welcome to America.

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🚢 A Gift Worth Sinking For: President Receives $400 Million Ship from Kator International uproar follows secretive maritime gift from Prime Minister Tariq Allwoods to President Dominic Trask, raising constitutional, ethical, and maritime security alarms.
14.05.2025 00:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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“Learn Before You Burn”: Surge in ER Visits Prompts National Power Tool Safety Warning Medical experts urge caution as Americans race to fill trade gaps with no formal training.
14.05.2025 00:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Trade Truce Reached: Dominion and Eastern Federation Agree to Temporary Tariff Reductions By Caleb Jonathan Walters
13.05.2025 03:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Power Surge: Rolling Electric Threat Traced to Return of Analog Living Emergency grid alerts blamed on sudden consumer rush for clotheslines, wringer washers, coal stoves, and cast iron revival.
13.05.2025 03:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Global Redrawing: International Plan to Shrink U.S. on New World Maps Nations propose radical cartography updates—including renaming oceans and seas—to diminish America’s geographical dominance.
13.05.2025 03:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Back to the Almanac: Americans Revert to 1800s Methods Amid NOAA Cuts As official forecasts dwindle, families dust off century-old weather prediction techniques to avoid meteorological chaos.
13.05.2025 03:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Canine Partisanship: Are Dogs Mirroring Their Owners' Political Bias? A startling behavioral shift finds pets embracing inclusivity or breed-based hostility based solely on household voting records.
13.05.2025 03:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Cruise Ship Retirement: Senior Citizens Trading Homes for Life at Sea New federally backed programs offer retirees luxurious amenities—but disobedience comes at a severe cost.
13.05.2025 03:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The Tariff Baby Bust: Economic Despair Plummets U.S. Pregnancy Rates How impossible shopping conditions under extreme tariffs have depressed hopeful parents, triggering a national fertility crisis.
13.05.2025 03:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Leaks, Glitches, and Ghosts in the System: The Expanding Crisis of Nightwatch 316 An internal memo, a wave of false arrests, a whistleblower testimony, and leaked surveillance footage paint a disturbing portrait of a surveillance network spiraling out of control.
08.05.2025 19:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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🗞️ Truth in a Cage: Inside the Media Machines That Can’t Speak Freely Part 7: Code of Silence — The HR Clauses That Keep Journalists Quiet By Elizabeth Means | May 7, 2025 – 8:16 AM CST
07.05.2025 13:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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📣 BEHIND THE VOID “They Didn’t Just Leave Us Behind — They Freed Themselves”: A Final Conversation Between Jax Rowe and Elizabeth Means As told to Reason Void staff writer Danica Rowe
07.05.2025 00:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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🐧 FINAL REPORT “Penguin Island Secedes with Full Autonomy — Trump Signs Recognition Order Under Pressure” 📍 PENGUIN ISLAND — May 6, 2025 | 4:26 PM CST
07.05.2025 00:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Truth in a Cage: Inside the Media Machines That Can’t Speak Freely Part 6: Truth Tinted Blue — The 'Fact-Checker' Industrial Complex By Danica Rowe | May 6, 2025 – 8:35 AM CST
06.05.2025 13:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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🗞️ Truth in a Cage: Inside the Media Machines That Can’t Speak Freely Part 5: Buyouts and Blacklists — The War on Independent Voices By Marcus Lane | May 5, 2025 – 8:51 AM CST
06.05.2025 03:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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🗞️ Truth in a Cage: Inside the Media Machines That Can’t Speak Freely Part 4: Off-the-Record, Off-the-Truth — Confessions from the Press Room By Jax Rowe | May 4, 2025 – 8:38 AM CST
06.05.2025 03:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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🗞️ Truth in a Cage: Inside the Media Machines That Can’t Speak Freely Part 3: The AI That Can’t Say No — Content Algorithms and Manufactured Truth By Jasmine Dhaliwal, Data Journalist | May 3, 2025 – 8:12 AM CST
04.05.2025 12:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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🗞️ Truth in a Cage: Inside the Media Machines That Can’t Speak Freely Part 2: Sponsored Silence — When Advertisers Dictate the Narrative By Dr.
03.05.2025 12:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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🗞️ Truth in a Cage: Inside the Media Machines That Can’t Speak Freely Part 1: The Editor’s Red Pen — Who Really Writes the News? By Elizabeth Means | May 1, 2025 – 8:04 AM CST
03.05.2025 12:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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🚨 FEMA “Behavioral Integrity Auditors” Seen Entering Yellowstone Hatch in New Leaked Footage Uniforms bear insignia not linked to any known branch
03.05.2025 12:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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🌳 TJ Reports: Playground Tree Appears to Have Grown a Second Shadow—Despite Single Light Source Parents advised to keep children indoors after dusk
03.05.2025 12:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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🐧💻 Penguin Island Declares Digital Independence—Launches Avian-Coded Internet Protocol System inaccessible to IPv4/IPv6 networks
03.05.2025 12:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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🗂️ EXCLUSIVE: Harmony Haven Internal Slide Deck Reveals Plan to Expand EchoLink into Juvenile Detention Facilities Slides marked “for internal morality trial only”
03.05.2025 12:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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🛝 TJ Reports: Skycrest Students Now Refusing to Use Slide—Say “Something Waits at the Bottom” One student claims it whispered her name in the rust
03.05.2025 12:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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🦙📡 BREAKING: U.N. Confirms Receipt of Subterranean LlamaPulse Transcript Initial translation references “deep soil diplomacy” and a forgotten pact
03.05.2025 12:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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🧠 DHS Issues Advisory on “Emotive Feedback Loops” in Social Media Discourse Users advised to “limit recursive expression exposure”
03.05.2025 12:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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🎧 Leaked Audio Captures Staff in Museum Annex Referencing “Memory Echo Field” Around Recovered Artifact “You remember things that didn’t happen—but only while you’re near it.”
03.05.2025 12:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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🎨 TJ Reports: Student’s Drawing of Playground Now Includes “Subsurface Watcher with Many Ears” Drawing eerily accurate to unseen playground tunnel layouts
03.05.2025 12:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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🌐 SDC Announces Formation of Independent Communication Channel Using “Unhackable Earth-Vibration Medium” Llamas to relay global updates through seismic rhythm bursts
03.05.2025 12:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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🌦️ Sentigraph Phase Four Draft Mentions Concept of “Emotional Weather Zoning” Cities may soon have affective climate classifications
03.05.2025 12:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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