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honestly having a hot, sexy, and musically talented partner is not for the weak
his comment sections are feral

My death row meal would for sure include an ice cold Mountain Dew Code Red

goodbye social media, hello suicidal depression

sober blues

Sitting in the sunshine and realizing I am truly no more than a houseplant

I’ve heard a couple people say vinegar, thank you for this suggestion <3

being an addict in recovery who likes to cook is so cool- i can’t deglaze my mushrooms bc im struggling and shouldn’t be trusted with alcohol :)

not really hahahaha
just expressing repulsion and disgust at anyone who speaks 2 me :)

have to be the best-dressed person at the AA meeting

I have two brain cells and they’re bare-knuckle boxing

Musk is unilaterally wrecking the government from within and lining his own pockets. Get him out, terminate his access to all government systems. If you can't rally the public against a cartoonishly corrupt bond villain who's stealing from them in plain sight then get out of politics

the way my BO legitimately smells like the rind of a pomelo

the internet is really such a beautiful place sometimes, like I am sitting here crying laughing because of reddit comments
people are sometimes so unintentionally funny I can’t stand it

I actually need to self-ban from tiktok when I’m on my period because it’s 11am and sad edits have made me cry 3 times today already bro

they should make a crunchy version of gum so when it’s late at night and I need to crunch something but am not hungry I can continually crunch a non-filling thing. just wanna do some good old fashioned crunching

falling to my knees in the thrift store when I find something that looks cute and vintage and then the tag reads SHEIN

woke up with a stye I want to fucking kms

me 2 anyone who isn’t my bf:
IM MARRRRRIIIIEEEEDDDDD *pearl voice*

dudes that I haven’t fucked or honestly even spoken to in like 6 years sliding into my DMs
it’s just like….why are you still thinking about me 🤨

can’t survive without my daily lay on the floor time

Quitting smoking isn't impossible but it does make you just a little bit mad for the rest of your life

I don’t want to work to survive

unfortunately i kinda look cute after I cry

I did this too, it sucks haha. Also unless you file the tabs down they catch on fucking everything

me, a 7 year old, crying while singing along to Mulans “When Will My Reflection Show Who I am Inside” and yet somehow not realizing I was trans until my early twenties

Every time I run my garbage disposal I always have to mentally assure myself that I Will Not Stick My Hand In There

my surgery consult to get sterilized is tomorrow and im scawwwwwwd 😭

"don't eat for eight hours before your appointment" ok but have you considered. i'm so cranky