sheeven shoderbergh 🏳️‍🌈

thanks 🤗 it took forever and ever. i spent forever absolutely sucking. and then once i started to get better i hurt my voice real bad. so now I've got like half a voice.

better than nuthin. 😊

no kidding

sheeven sourdough!! 🤓🍞

@lamesheev.bsky.social misread the last name on this one and now I just think of this account as sheeven sourdough

Local News story from Indiana. There's a picture of an Armadillo standing on its hind legs. Beneath the picture is the headline: Armadillos are officially in Indiana, and they are expanding

They're gonna become so big and round, you guys.

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that's how history remembers almost everybody in history

he doesn't like that all of his information for something he should nominally have useful firsthand knowledge about is very clearly bigotry from a book by a deranged dumbass

now he looks like a big fuckin idiot

but i heard ya. uncle is uncle.

best wishes bud

you're running from some people as much as you're begging others

have you seen capitalism cause any significant problems

uh huh

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screenshots for days big dog

you just blocked me man?? was that on purpose? why can't you just read your words out loud?

please just record a video of you reading your own statement aloud and post it. just film the floor or whatever. please say that shit out loud and see if you don't sound fucking disgusting homie.

that's everything 😩🥰😭

this is beautiful from all angles. it's a portrait in the wild 😭

screenshot of a youtube comment it's crazy how everyone switches sides every time a diss comes out 😂 and I've added in my own text, comment on "Euphoria"

@chemicaldoorway.bsky.social lmao

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YouTube video by Fireship Zuckerberg is looking pretty desperate right now...

trt: 3:34

fuck yeah!!

(sheev why are you on this one? iunno there's no system to it here I am)

but yeah. bald i think.

so the hair on this blue one is either a toupee or extensions

omg I never considered whether original trilogy old sheev was bald. he must be. I bet he forceshaves patches though because it's still comin in.

OH this makes sense

oh this is so fucking harsh. this is the realest video of all time 😃

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..wooo! I'm missing a joke now! turnabout is fair play!

oh shit. okay they didn't get high enough before they started explosively puking. the slogan needs work

tbh I've never heard of it, I don't think?

"smoke up all the way down." horseshoe smokenomics

yeahhhhh 😔 i guess I wouldn't trade. but also god damn