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The Bearded Halfling

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TTRPG writer, DM, Historian, Medieval Weapons Nerd⚔️ DnD Dad, professional illustrator and writer and now apparently a YouTuber. He/Him YT: https://www.youtube.com/@thebeardedhalfling https://www.drivethrurpg.com/en/publisher/20743/the-bearded-halfling

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Oh I'm stealing that 😂

03.03.2026 08:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Absolutely,
The thing is, even when I disagree with people, I still want them to have healthcare and food security and somewhere to live.

02.03.2026 16:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh yes! I forgot to include an American translation 😂

02.03.2026 14:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A screenshot of a Facebook comment. The first one says "greens capitaliseon the Muslim vote, I'm an old like to call socialist, but supporting mass immigration is a very scary and gender bollocks. Screw the greens."

I then respond saying:
"Oh is he scwared of big scwary gender bollocks? Is the idea of people living their own lives so scwary to you?
Trans rights are human rights."

A screenshot of a Facebook comment. The first one says "greens capitaliseon the Muslim vote, I'm an old like to call socialist, but supporting mass immigration is a very scary and gender bollocks. Screw the greens." I then respond saying: "Oh is he scwared of big scwary gender bollocks? Is the idea of people living their own lives so scwary to you? Trans rights are human rights."

I don't usually argue with people on Facebook.

But sometimes you've just got too. Honestly I'm starting to get very annoyed at, so called, "socialist" boomers.

The guy then "accused me" of having a fanny, and blocked me.

02.03.2026 14:09 — 👍 17    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
27.02.2026 16:41 — 👍 8481    🔁 2910    💬 13    📌 11

Thank you to @thebeardedhalfling.bsky.social for doing the writing and the tables.

I'm not doing tables.

02.03.2026 13:01 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

AND the Codex of Celestials has all been completed and sent out!

Once again thank you to @horrorartistjoy.bsky.social for putting her amazing art to this!!!

And if you missed out, don't worry!
The Codex of Celestials will be released on DTRPG in the near future.

But thank you all for your support

01.03.2026 22:47 — 👍 11    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 1

AND the Codex of Celestials has all been completed and sent out!

Once again thank you to @horrorartistjoy.bsky.social for putting her amazing art to this!!!

And if you missed out, don't worry!
The Codex of Celestials will be released on DTRPG in the near future.

But thank you all for your support

01.03.2026 22:47 — 👍 11    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 1
Audio by @alicewinterhold
YouTube video by Punkey Doodles Audio by @alicewinterhold

Yet another @punkeydoodles8.bsky.social
Video that made me laugh! 😂

youtube.com/shorts/SFMbX...

01.03.2026 20:49 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I know you've been having a hard time with it. Facing some stiff resistance.

28.02.2026 21:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I did and I'm very proud of you.

I see your time at innuendo anonymous has been serving you well Penny

27.02.2026 17:40 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

I just sang this out loud lol

27.02.2026 00:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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Get up, come on get down with the thiccness!
Get up, come on get down with the thiccness!
Get up, come on get down with the thiccness!

26.02.2026 22:47 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I would like to start a petition to get it's official name changed to thott armour.

It's like plot armour, but thiccer.

26.02.2026 21:48 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I would like to start a petition to get it's official name changed to thott armour.

It's like plot armour, but thiccer.

26.02.2026 21:48 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

You legend

26.02.2026 21:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Okay I'm going to need a source for finding huge boobied knights (not like that)

26.02.2026 21:03 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

ok but that's a Delay and not a Full Cancelation so you know what that means

24.02.2026 23:22 — 👍 1251    🔁 846    💬 5    📌 0

Class warfare

26.02.2026 16:23 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Your DND Class SUCKS at Ruling the World
YouTube video by Creative Magpie Your DND Class SUCKS at Ruling the World

DND TTRPG

Not one you want to miss... How would your favorite class rule the world?

youtu.be/p_4LS0o6cJA?...

26.02.2026 16:06 — 👍 12    🔁 9    💬 3    📌 1

Absolutely
Labour has led an absolutely dirty campaign against the greens but they're trying to be the "sensible" choice?

Nah, anyone who still has the full support of labour have no spine as far as I'm concerned

25.02.2026 16:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why do I feel the Australians would do better in all events if there was a crocodile involved?

25.02.2026 14:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You know what?

Yeah, that's fair enough then 😂

25.02.2026 12:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This explains nothing.

Why are the Dutch so good at speed skating?????

25.02.2026 11:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

WHY ARE THE DUTCH SO GOOD AT THE WINTER OLYMPICS???????

25.02.2026 10:26 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You know what?
I understand why Britain lost to Norway at the Winter Olympics. There's loads of snow, it makes sense.

BUT WE LOST TO AUSTRALIA?!?!?!?!

25.02.2026 10:26 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Okay,

Yeah now I want to see that too 😂

25.02.2026 00:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well I can't deny it is a question 😂

25.02.2026 00:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I would argue that if the king was a representative of the people (which is how the monarch in the UK is legally viewed), if he "owns" the land but it's still governed at a local level you could still have a socialist monarchy.

It's only like a fascist socialist state, which is also possible.

25.02.2026 00:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

...

So I have QUESTIONS

24.02.2026 18:23 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0