rufus

ME: if bologna is pronounced “baloney” then lasagna is pronounced “lasaney”

WAITER: ok would you like grated cheese on your lasaney

You tell a rational technology to go to hell and what does it do, the very rational bon voyage that your astronaut heart is afraid of, and coordinates are already go for the funny little space saving smart drill car

so we broke the olympic truce in '02 and '04 and nothing happed yet Russia is banned?

and we broke it again recently

ban the americans in '28
you wussies

lou holtz was still alive?

woah

not an attack on you at all. easy when you're from there. people in nevada either laughed or shook their heads

rooted for the Cleveland browns

*shudders

taco bell is more fart ammo
than sustenance

put my symptoms into WebMD and it said I have a really old joke format

humble brag

Is it odd that my left testicle is bigger than the other two?

I played a game with my friend called “New York Times headline or Something My Ass Wrote” and he lost

wanna know more about the people who pronounce mario like mary-o

lawwwwnGiiiiland

You know you ordered way too much fucking food for yourself when the Chinese restaurant gives you four fortune cookies.

love when my kittens stare and meow, then i meow, then they meow and we had a whole conversation

YouTube video by Half a Person Masters of War (Bob Dylan acoustic cover)

from the archives because relevant, sadly:

youtu.be/xWsvdyoISgQ?...

to be fair, rotisserie baseball is kinda slutty

Someone just told me this was a smut-friendly site. Did you guys know this? I’m just here for fantasy baseball updates

Cher

World Baseball Classic starts tonight at 7 pst

dope

Happy Birthday! 🎉

A picture of a paused TV from the show Drops of God with 2 men facing each other and the closed caption reads, "You came fast."

Hey, it's been awhile OKAY?

gonna make this hidey hole a hidey home

Insanely cool; restored entry stairs and paneling. I did not do this restoration, but this a shout out to those who did. It's good work

Rising to the 2nd floor up the entry stairs

Home office restored

Nursery with it's anachronistic sky blue ceiling.

Good afternoon, Bluesky 🍺

Wrapping up at the plaster refinish/interior repaint of the last month. We are at the cleanup and load-out stage, which means I finish tomorrow

Highland Park neighborhood, Pittsburgh

63rd sunset of 2026. Abacos, Bahamas

i grew horns under the blood moon probably nbd

#EcksteinsMonthOfMusic 🎼
#MusicChallenge 🔥
#Music 🎵 #MusicSky 🎶
Day 4: A song about a musical instrument

"My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama" - FZ

My new ceiling fan has two speeds:

1. Gale force winds
2. Where is that breeze coming from

That’s what you get for $18

i have a sneaking suspicion. i have regular suspicions too, but this one is pretty sneaky