Wes 👨🏻

nvm, pilot has a phenomenal silver fox mustache, we’re all good here. 👨🏼

Mornin’, folks! It’s an early one here at the MKE airport where it looks like I’m just raw dawgin’ this entire trip (guess who forgot his AirPods)! ✈️

Dolly Parton’s sister says she didn’t mean to scare people by asking for prayers for the singer.

Amen.

1). You look great! 2). The shirts look great! 3). What a stupid thing for a stranger to comment on, instead of just telling you one of the first two things!

Don’t give it a second thought. 💋

Just found out they’re turning tomorrow’s 8am Amtrak from MKE to C****go into the “Brewer Express”, with the racing sausages, free brats, etc. — and suddenly my flight to Philly seems boring. 😭🍻🚈

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Mornin’, folks!

🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🍻⚾️

He’s another Brewers homer away from “if Mike Pence just has the courage…”

I mean if this Chicago team listened to half the sh*t he’s said the “C*bbies” need to do to still win, they’d probably be winning.

Interesting! Just saw Ron Darling in the booth for the first time and, despite all vocal evidence to the contrary in his commentary, he wasn’t actually wearing a C*bs jersey.

Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

Jackson Chourio, simply, is not real. There is just no way, man.

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This one.

The way I jumped UP in the living room for that Vaughn home run.

AOC: "Stephen Miller is a CLOWN. He looks like he's 4’10”. He looks like he's angry about the fact that he's 4’10”. He's taking that anger out at any other population possible. Like, LAUGH AT THEM. Laugh at them."

New throuple just dropped.

And now a very 𝒈𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 to all of you I missed responding to this morning! 💋

Is the irony of the president’s friend buying something called “the free press” and immediately installing a government truth compliance officer lost on everybody?

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💋💋💋

The new Supreme Court term starts today, meaning that -- in a novel twist -- the justices will hear oral arguments in some cases before they issue rulings that actually explain what they are doing.

Cities with a higher violent crime rate than Chicago:

Houston
Dallas
Lubbock
Amarillo
San Antonio
Corpus Christi

France's prime minister resigns, again, sparking call from far-right for new national elections The resignation of another French prime minister deepens the country's political crisis and draws a call from far-right leader Marine Le Pen for national elections.

France's government collapsed Monday after the country's Prime Minister Sébastien Lecornu tendered his resignation less than a day after appointing his cabinet.

Thank you, Jerry! I need Miss Lake Michigan to do something about this weather! 68° before 7am again? In October? On a baseball day???

Mornin’, folks! Pretending it feels more like Fall than it does. 🍂☕️🌥️

The french call of the Vlad Guerrero Jr grand slam is absolutely electric