Headless 🌟 🌟 🌟 🌟 🌟 🌟

Ich kann einfach nicht mehr länger als bis Mitternacht fortgehen, ich glaub, ich bin offiziell alt

The only valentine that matters.

a brown mixed breed pup with white paws rests on a gray couch. i say "rest" loosely, as i'm not completely sure he's able to relax in his position. his butt is wedged in between the two back cushions with hind legs on the wall, while the rest of his body cascades down onto the seat cushion.

This is Apollo. We promise he's a really good dog. He just can't sit on the couch normally. Still 13/10 (IG: apollodabean)

Mein bestes Faschingkostüm war mein Gehgips, als ich 7 war und mir kurz davor das Schienbein gebrochen hab

Es ist halt die beste (Melodie)

Nicht ich, die die italienische Hymne fast auswendig kann

Vanille von Groissböck >>>>>

This is Bailey. She normally gets kibble for dinner but she's pretty sure there's meatballs in here so she's very excited. 14/10 (TT: baileycarriesthings)

Wer mag ernsthaft Marillekrapfen

But it even tastes like pineapple

Schlürfe genüsslich meine Spongebob-Limonade, die farblich zu meinem Pulli passt

Nichts an dieser erfundenen Debatte ist spannend.

This teenager saved his neighbor's dog from drowning in a freezing pond. This is Bernard. His family contacted emergency services right away, but high school senior Hugh Pinneo got to Bernard first. Hugh said he's "just glad I acted that day and saved the dog's life." We are too. 12/10 for all

a brown wire-haired pup stands on a wooden deck in a grassy yard. he looks at us with golden eyes and his right ear flipped inside out. he has a pipe-shaped stick in his mouth, giving him the appearance of a sophisticated and dapper gentleman. just give him a deerstalker cap and a cloak, and he'd give Sherlock Holmes a run for his money.

This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10

This is Milo. He has the reflexes of a sloth and the composure of a statue. Learning catch is going to take a minute. 12/10 (TT: milocrazy8)

Tina Brown, who knew all this yet found it necessary to trash Harry and Meghan rather than Andrew in print.

Pretty sure that one of Epstein’s victims said the only person who went to her during a party and asked what she was doing there and whether she needed help, was Melinda French Gates

That's a good line

"The perfect side eye doesn't exist" proved wrong😍

a mostly hairless chihuahua sits in the passenger seat of a car and looks over at the driver/photographer with football-shaped glassy eyes. her ears are tucked back away from view, which gives the random sprigs of hair on her eyebrows and ears a chance to stand out from her smooth skull.

an overhead view of the top of thistle’s head. there are a half dozen (ok, eleven at MOST) scraggly white hairs all coaxed toward her back, presumably for maximum aerodynamic efficiency.

a side angle closeup of thistle’s hairs: thin white strands grow from their roots between thistle’s ears, mostly hovering over her grayish elephant skin. one statement hair swoops up above the rest at a jaunty angle, but is still aligned directionally with its mates.

This is Thistle. She's having a great hair day. All five of them are going in the same direction. 12/10 (IG: thistlethegremlin)

Update: Nase hängt in Fetzen vom Schneuzen, aber ich kann wieder atmen 🎉

Ich finde es immer sehr faszinierend, woran am Ende anscheinend die Frauen schuld sein sollen

Zum Beispiel: Dass Jungen zu wenig lesen - liegt jetzt anscheinend daran, dass Mädchen viel lesen und der Buchmarkt darauf reagiert hat 🙃

Bei mir wirds zum Glück langsam besser. Dir alles Gute

Möchte am liebsten meine Nase abhacken, um dem Schnupfen des Todes zu entkommen

Warum schau ich nicht so süß beim Schlafen aus wie meine Katze?

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Happy 3 year anniversary to this post

Eine Arbeitskollegin hat geheiratet und deshalb fressen wir alle gemeinsam drei verschiedene Kuchen

Turns out I'm still at work, thanks for checking

„Die ICE-Männer können ja sehen, dass sie gefilmt werden - es scheint sie nicht so einzuschränken, dass sie de-eskalieren oder auf Gewalt verzichten würden. In meinen Augen deutet das darauf hin, wie sehr sich diese Männer politisch geschützt fühlen …..“
Leseempfehlung! 👇

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