If you live in a state with conservative Congress people you need to start calling them and reminding them that contrary to whatever they believe they still work only based on your vote. You are starving because they refuse to negotiate. Also so they can't release the Epstein files

Trump thinks it's treason to criticize him. Fine, let's just mock him. Donald Trump looks like McDonald's Grimace with full body male pattern baldness

Can we normalize multimillion and multibillion dollar companies having fully staffed stores? Looking at you, CVS. CEOs really need Lego carpets

I almost wish RFK jr was on this app just so I could call him an asshole

Conservatives want so badly for immigrants to be cannibals, but that's some white people shit. European elites ate mummies. American enslavers were verified to eat slaves. Cannibalism is like pedophilia: it's far more likely to come from rich white people than anyone else.

Times like these it's important to remember Donald Trump is a pedophile. May he step on a thousand Legos one by one.

I'm just here to wish all Curtis Yarvin's a happy punch to the throat and a merry step on a Lego

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Imagine being so ok lying you do it every day. This entire administration needs to step on Legos

Defund Musk

Wherever Kristen Waggoner is today I hope she steps on a lego

Can we acknowledge yet that the Heritage Foundation is a terrorist organization?

Because Trump thinks paying people is the same as losing money

That means empty shelves, an economic slowdown, and layoffs, actually.

80 years ago today the Nazis surrendered to the allies. More Nazis need to accept defeat. Hope every one of them steps on Legos today

RFK talks about autism, a neurological condition, in terms of a virus or disease. This allows him to preach eugenics while cosplaying a medical professional. I'm starting to wonder who had more brains: RFK or the worm.

I've had a bad day, I've had a bit to drink, and my government sends people to death camps.

RFK destroys more families than autism

Ross Ulbricht ran the dark web Zmarket Silk Road. Silk Road traded Bitcoin for illegal drugs and fake IDs without government oversight. IiC just gave him a full and unconditional pardon to appease libertarians. Let's see how long it takes for him to fall for another Honeypot. Step on a sticky Lego

Elonia Musketwat just threw a Nazi Salute on stage at the inauguration. I'd tell him to step on a Lego but not even Legos deserve to have to deal with Nazi's

Tiktok is a platform used by the general public to communicate, share information, and build relationships with our fellow person. The supreme court is a platform used currently to strip away people's rights, censor free speech, and enrich the ultra wealthy. Lego pit the rich.

Shut up, Rupert. America isn't winning a damn thing except the utter loathing of its own citizens and the world. Go step on a Lego, Murdoch.

"How many genders are there?" That's your question? They aren't even pretending to take this seriously. Sheehy, I say this sincerely, I hope you get a Lego stuck in your urethra.

Jim Banks wastes time at a confirmation hearing to complain about DEI and inclusion. If you have nothing to say about this hearing then why the hell are you even here? Sit on four sided dice

Glad Senator Ducksworth is taking this hearing seriously. Nobody else seems interested in doing so. May Legos avoid your path.

Kevin Cramer loudly ignoring a Christian Nationalist symbol because he heard the word "Jesus" at some point during his day is a reminder of the importance of critical listening. He's still talking, but he's said nothing. Go step on a Lego cross.

Dan Sullivan doesn't recognize that systemic racism exists. I don't even have a joke, he's just an idiot. This hearing makes me want to chew on bricks. Sullivan, if it gets you to shut up you can choke on a Lego

Pete Hegseth has stayed he wants to rename military bases back to confederate generals. If we're wanting to honor traitors and enemies of the US I guess Fort bin Laden should be coming soon. Hegseth, build a Lego fort and step on it.

Matthew Soper celebrated the death of President Jimmy Carter by calling him the worst president and lying about his legacy. He's just upset nobody will remember Soper when he's gone. May every day you find four sided dice in your socks the hard way. When you take them out, step on Legos.

Everyone who thought any billionaire would actually put the people above their own pockets should step on a Lego. Just one. It'll help ground you to reality.