Joel Bernstein

cross stitch of browt, new grass pokemon starter

cross stitch of browt, new grass pokemon starter

hello browt gang, i have cross stitched the king

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Books on a shelf: Teach Yourself C++ for Linux 3D Game Engine Design Applied Concepts in Microcomputer Graphics Garage Virtual Reality Black Art of Visual Basic game programming Tricks of the Game Programming Gurus Running QBasic Quarterdeck expanded memory manager 386

Oh hey I have one of those books

When you’re more interested in having a career in Congress than in actually shaping policy

That’s just Ed Asner

Khaleesi Lambert-Tsuda | Actress Known for: Moana 2

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This is like when Soulja Boy played Braid

Leeroy Jenkins did more planning than we did

There’s this sense that everyone has been underreacting to objectively alarming scenarios because everyone else has been underreacting, but that also means if the mood changes it could change all at once

I think there’s actually kind of a broader doomsday scenario where the general ethos of “it’ll all work out” that has pervaded institutions during Trump 2.0 gives way, and everyone looks around and realizes a criminal madman is running the US, like the moment Wil E. Coyote looks down

We can have a little world war as a treat

Still less cringe than the Khaleesis

"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard

And the lack of overt white supremacist dog whistles rules out a wide swath of his staff

Same energy:

The Mario 64 intro scene with a letter from Princess Peach, reading: Dear Mario. Please come to the castle. I'm down bad. Yours truly-- Princess Toadstool (Peach)

CATS from the video game Zero Wing (the All Your Base Are Belong To Us game), saying: "I am Locutus of Borg. Resistance is Futile"

Dracula from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, saying to Richter "Get out of my house"

The transportation advisor from SimCity 2000, saying "YOU CAN'T STAY ON TWITTER! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!"

My big project: The Death Generator.
It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything.

deathgenerator.com

Discuss domestic Israeli influence with the framework of fascist states interfering in the domestic politics of other states, not as global Jewish influence challenge 2026

IMC looking extremely lonely and bored

Out on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of friends. They're all just out of frame, laughing too.

JESUS, I SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE FOR OTHER PEOPLE, AND I WANT THAT FOR ME.

fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

It’s actually FEWER Misérables

Trump: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

Tell me whatever you like, but the state keeping a secret registry of a demonized minority, even grabbing people *outside* of their already genocidal but specifically reported dragnet, is big time huge bonkers bullshit.

We’re just innocent men

U.S. Troops Were Told Iran War Is for “Armageddon,” Return of Jesus Advocacy group reports commanders giving similar messages at more than 30 installations in every branch of the military

It's called Operation Epic Fury because Hegseth can't spell Immanetize the Eschaton jonathanlarsen.substack.com/p/us-troops-...

a thing historians will marvel about when they study this era is the extent to which the "war is a thing that happens to poorer, browner people" class went about systematically dismantling every aspect of the global political order that confined the costs of war to poorer and browner people