I’m no expert but…

A sign printed on A4 paper that says: THE LIFT IS WORKING An engineer has been contacted to investigate the noise issue. FM Team

I’m not sure this sign is as reassuring as they think it is. I’ve used this lift for years but today was the first time I worried about it.

Starmer announced that British planes are in the sky to help with defensive efforts. Seeing as US/Isreal started this, does that mean we’re backing Iran?

As much as I think the OSA is not fit for purpose, in this specific case I think Microsoft have got this completely wrong. My Xbox account is over 18 years old itself.
I can see the slapdash way that this poorly thought out law is being applied is just going to reduce my use of internet generally.

An alternative to age verification to get your games scanning on TrueAchievements Here's an explainer on how to get your games and achievements scanning again on TA if our scanners see that you have Privacy settings on.

@trueachievements.com is a great website that I have used for 16 years. Thanks to @xbox.com recent decisions to restrict accounts who won’t upload their ID to a third party, I can no longer use it to track my gaming. www.trueachievements.com/news/xbox-ag...

But that isn’t a Three. Word. Slogan.

Recently I picked up a used PS4 to play some of those games I’ve missed over the years as an Xbox gamer. Just finished Spider-Man and that was great but yesterday I started Ghost of Tsushima and it’s the first time in years I’ve had a game hook me in like this.

AI customer service bots are absolute dog shit. I’ve started refusing to shop with anyone who has one but I’m running out of shops.

Does that count? Surely that counts?

You wanna get those logged on Birdex.

Almost time for THE game of the #6Nations. For the next few hours my wife and I will be mortal enemies. My daughter will diplomatically support both sides and my son will wind his mother up by wearing green. #COYBIG #ENGvIRE

I had a Mulligans recently and thought it tasted like watered down Guinness that someone had left a cigarette butt in. Each to their own though…

Just went to pick up some parcels from a local InPost locker. Pressing the remote open button in the app and then waiting to see which door popped open feels like a low stakes fruit machine.

It’s always sad when someone feels so threatened in their own country they are forced to flee to find safety somewhere else.
I’d like to say that maybe this is little Tommy ten-names chance to learn something but I don’t think he’s capable.

Yes, I had to google the correct term for a citizen of Monaco. 😂

Ignoring the obvious nonsense that Jim Ratcliffe has spouted, why are our news channels so concerned with the opinion of a Monegasque businessman?

Government orders deletion of court records widely used by journalist to monitor activity and decisions. WHY?
www.thetimes.com/uk/law/artic...

@itvx.com just threw an advert on during a break in play in the #FRAvIRE game. Makes me want to use a VPN to watch a different channel. #6Nations

I decided to try Aldi’s Muliigan’s Stout instead of the usual Guinness for tonight’s game as it’s got lots of marketing claiming that in taste tests people thought it was better than Guinness. Those people were wrong. Jaysus, it’s like drinking Samuel Smiths out of a shoe.

My predictions for the #6Nations this year: France will probably win it, but only after making it look hard. England will bottle it spectacularly. Ireland will break my heart, Scotland will break their own. Wales will sing their way to fourth and Italy will win one game and take home the spoon.

What genius decided that Thursday was a good night to start the #6Nations? I’ve got work in the morning!

If you go looking for something you’re going to see it often.

I’m not even a spotter but it seems wasteful not to refurb these old tube trains. I am looking forward to battery powered trains when I have to travel up to Barnstaple though.

Sometimes ignorance is bliss.

Jmail, logged in as jeevacation@gmail.com You are logged into jeevacation@gmail.com, Jeffrey Epstein's email. Sourced from the November 2025 House Oversight Committee data release.

You should check out www.jmail.world
It presents his emails in a Gmail style. They also have an iMessage that shows all his text message conversations, flight tracker, google photos and even his Amazon order history.

Much easier to read and process. Still utterly depressing to do so though.

The cheek of criticising others looks when you’re clearly a character from Sims 4.

The red ring of death would just be the blast zone.

Is that bed positioned against a garage door?

That’s a weird way to phrase it. Surely that should be “You can’t vote or use social media until you’re 16”?

If you read the article, the second paragraph says they will also make it illegal to supply the tools to do it.

iPhone App Store screen showing Top Charts under Free Apps. Grok is ranked number one, ChatGPT is ranked number two, followed by GOV.UK One Login at number three. Other listed apps include AI Video Generator, Dola: Smart AI Assistant, and Whatnot.

Over the last week the news has been full of stories of Grok making illegal images available. Today I noticed it’s top of the app download charts. What the fuck is wrong with people?