. alternate00 - Bluesky Statics

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Never get near a kitchen ever again in your life

13.02.2026 03:43 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Now double it

13.02.2026 03:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Feliz natal! •<:D

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Black metal band logo

22.12.2025 03:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That's beautiful! :D

30.11.2025 06:21 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Give her a literal bush

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Billions of years of evolution and 40 thousand of social evolution btw

28.11.2025 21:09 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was talking about selling recolors like NFTs (As an obvious joke)

28.11.2025 21:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You ahoukd make peope pay 100 bucks for them

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👍

26.11.2025 02:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Imagine the GabeNCube

21.11.2025 00:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well, if you see. Mech legs are very sensitive, so the extra girtarmor is very usefull. And gives them a semenacing look to them.
So yeah, thicc thighs can actually save lives

21.11.2025 00:51 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

But if he stay still really well... He can become invisible.
Trust me, it works.

20.11.2025 04:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

But that cuts the fun of the game!
Need that extra adrenaline boost, know? Know damn well that if you don't lock in, you are GONE!

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A few of that batcave coin

20.11.2025 03:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ståhlenhag inspired?

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Oil Rig Disaster
Painting study

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Cute :3

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Bruttish stealth guy

18.11.2025 21:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

All fun and games till the hoplite asssult boosts towards your direction

18.11.2025 21:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The aut-cannon double as an sniper-rifle or dmr?

18.11.2025 21:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

All fun and games, till the enemy gets behind you

18.11.2025 21:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

No head, just crystal, butt...

18.11.2025 21:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The weak enemy that swarms you
Or the stralthy one

18.11.2025 21:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Give him an vertical antenna

Or a conical head to match the overral shape

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You see jet engines
I see ion-cannons

18.11.2025 21:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bro, you should drae it with a HUGE cannin and and HUGE unverted back legs
Maybe the threada could be a HUGE threaded wheel

18.11.2025 21:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nah, there's no teeth

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