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Studied art in the Big Eighties The Yak Had Been Told Not to Talk Back. It Can't Be Easy To Hang a Giraffe In a Cheap Hotel Room... Available at Amazon. Hilarious animal noir passages by @caldmurchfield.bsky.social

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a smurf with a red hat and a beard is standing in the grass . ALT: a smurf with a red hat and a beard is standing in the grass .

#ASongOrMovieForAllThingsBlue

Papa Smurf don't preach

05.12.2025 09:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#LookAndSee 268 #MusicChallenge
#MusicSky
Sexy Sadie, The Beatles
youtu.be/l5DMdnf9me0?...

05.12.2025 01:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

QTP with an album youโ€™d rate a perfect 10/10

05.12.2025 03:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#LookAndSee 268 #MusicChallenge

Come A Little Closer -
Dierks Bentley

youtu.be/rVGw7FbohY4?...

05.12.2025 03:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Mood for a Day (2008 Remaster)
YouTube video by Yes - Topic Mood for a Day (2008 Remaster)

If I could play guitar, I would try to play this song:
youtu.be/1HqlC8XMeoI?...

05.12.2025 03:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#LookAndSee #MusicChallenge

Lazy Day -- Spanky and Our Gang

youtu.be/qNAOLYL4DP4?...

05.12.2025 01:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

QTP with an album youโ€™d rate a perfect 10/10 #musicsky

05.12.2025 02:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Rainbow octopus painted on an electrical box by a crosswalk

Rainbow octopus painted on an electrical box by a crosswalk

Spotted this cool octo in the wild today

05.12.2025 00:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#LookAndSee 268 #MusicChallenge
#MusicSky
youtu.be/cNEdxZURTaI?...

05.12.2025 02:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My own political protest art, "The Defarge Project," a banner of every guilty MAGAt in Cheeto's inner circle, 14 names thus far, crocheted in Tunisian knit stitch in an old-timey prison stripe motif, named after the Dickens character in "A Tale of Two Cities" who knitted the names of the condemned ๐Ÿงถ

06.01.2025 21:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 151    ๐Ÿ” 42    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

I have to poop then I'll be down.

05.12.2025 02:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

QTP with an album youโ€™d rate a perfect 10/10

05.12.2025 02:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

None of these things on our screens matter more than the energy of our physical world, but here we are, doing it anyway, trapped in a cycle of what should we see, how do I say, better do these tasks, to-do list calling my name, then numb out with distance over real company

05.12.2025 01:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pizza may help.

05.12.2025 00:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a kitten petting a small yellow duck with the words " there there " above them ALT: a kitten petting a small yellow duck with the words " there there " above them

Cheese is always worth any pain.
Feel better soon.

05.12.2025 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There tricky bastards.

05.12.2025 00:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They don't want you to know this, but some typos are only visible to you after you've hit send

05.11.2025 17:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 362    ๐Ÿ” 76    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 21

My wife makes me laugh.

"It's going to be no degrees tomorrow."

05.12.2025 00:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the WiFi speaks to me telepathically

05.12.2025 00:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Arcade barricaded by barracudas.

05.12.2025 00:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a close up of a woman 's face and the words happy now ALT: a close up of a woman 's face and the words happy now
05.12.2025 00:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Toilet paper that leaves you filthy AND manages to make you bleed!?"

"That's right, Marge."

04.12.2025 22:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Using the TouchTunes app to play Last Christmas at random establishments in my area because I am an agent of chaos.

#Whamageddon

04.12.2025 22:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Slice of life...

04.12.2025 22:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Meanwhile at WTF headquarters...

04.12.2025 21:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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two cats looking at each other with the words stay away from me on the bottom Alt: two cats looking at each other with the words stay away from me on the bottom

So brave of a coworker with the flu to come to work

04.12.2025 15:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Acrylic still life painting with acid green cup and red handled scissors

Acrylic still life painting with acid green cup and red handled scissors

04.12.2025 20:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

INSTACART: Many in Stock!

INIGO MONTOYA: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

04.12.2025 20:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#Painting the #things

04.12.2025 20:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Chaotic times

04.12.2025 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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