🔞Bec [He/Pup]

i need to draw hilton more < passive thought. i own a bugtaur alien named hilton

nodding thoughtfully. not the first time i’ve drawn anthro bugs in porn and i find it quite fun. especially when they’re bugtaurs lol JAJA

#dandysworldnsfw

i will throw a rock

bird :)

Words by Funkit Toys from their thread https://bsky.app/profile/funkittoys.bsky.social/post/3mdtky5ug4s2r written Feb 1, 2026, art by Erika Moen. An illustration rendered to look prehistoric, as if it's on a stone tablet or stretched hide, shows an assortment of drawings depicting pieces of the following text. Narration: For anyone who may be losing faith in human progress, remember this: We invented the dildo 27,000 years before the gun. Image: A stone phallus with several cracks and intentionally carved penis-head at one end. Caption: Hohle Fels Phallus, 28,000 years ago

Text: We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language. Image: A simplified cave art painting depicting a couple having sex in doggy-style. Caption: Cave art, Tassili n'Ajjer, Algeria, 12,000 years ago.

Text: We invented the condom before steel. Image: An off-white, aged, sock-let with a long, ragged belt attached to it. Caption: Oil-soaked linen condom of King Tutankkamunn, 1332-1323 BCE

Text: Bread is older than war. Beer is older than borders. Image: A fancy loaf of bread, referenced from Pompeii, even though it's not the same time period as the caption, but it looks nice, ok?. Caption: Bread, 14,600-11,600 years ago. Text: We're better at making good things than bad. We've had more practice. Image: A barley field. Caption: Beer, 5,000 years ago. Text: Words by Funkit Toys, Art by Erika Moen, 2026

"We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language." - @funkittoys.bsky.social points out that history has always been ✨💕fucked💕✨, as illustrated by
@erikamoen.bsky.social

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BLUESKY. THEIR DICKS ARE OUT.

#homesmut oops forgot the tags

ahee ? ahee .

img 1, cherluscie (@)
img 2, dom fight, embalmer x pedantic (@)
img 3, size diff, plight x lyriza (@)

( @slipperysquail.bsky.social created and owns Luscie, Pedantic, and Lyriza)

brush experiment a little naughty

you tempt me . you tempt me to wait .

HGELP it’s fine JAJA . he’s like . maybe 2-3 inches bigger then what can be taken average . obviously excluding ass

total is 10 inches

his useable length is 9 inches

hesjust a little guy < NO HES NOT

WHAHAHAH?????

now what if i wasn’t looking for a—/SILLY

(bat bites)

i’m just a little guy how could it ever do this to me (i dropped it. that is entirely On Me)

dawg i need to order a new dildo mine just fucking broke in the middle 😭 what the fuck everrr

it knows me so well

ahee

the claws the teeth the SIZE he’d be so aggressive but honestly 👀 honestly ? 👀 👀 👀

he’s ugly as sin but like. heh. he can slice me up anytime ;>

i need the prototype from poppy’s so fucking bad actually

ohh noo it appears i’ve beensucked in whatwver will i dooo/silly

nothings stopping u 👁️ 👁️

ahee

ahee…. even if it was a pitiful attempt at teasing

shucks man…. looks like u can’t get away without a treat…. perhaps ur balls back can be ur treat………

{ loading thoughts } uhhh hmmm……. well it’s gotta be something that doesn’t treat u…………

worlds faggiest man