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Nancy 2/22/26… 🪱WOIMS🪱

A gender neutral burger experience…

Excited for the Iron Lung Movie

Just saw someone get killed with a Cane’s french fry I hate college towns

WAGNER MOURA SWEEP CMON ACADEMY

Sometimes I’d like to go back in time and maul the first person to require a verification code sent to your email for every little action on the internet

The Night Floors just need a couple more skeletons to scratch that megadungeon itch for me

Already picked out my Mad Max warlord name for the weekend

Not the most important takeaway here, but I’m struck by how Soy his tweeting is. Deep down, under all the rhetoric he’s learned from Groyper chats he still talks like an aggreived Redditor.

THIS MARTIAN IS SO FUCKING FUNNY HE MAKES ME WANNA MERGE WITHOUT LOOKING!

Doing the opposite of the nuclear deterrence spikes around the Batman statue in Burbank

In a statement, an emotional Grok told me it was "shaken" by the revenge porn it had generated. "It's not epic, and not based," Grok said. "It's neither. Frankly, it's cringe. And gay." An emailed request for comment to X received an auto-reply of a rofl emoji and a custom swastika emoji.

Reading Under the Volcano while in Mexico to get in the proper headspace (drunk, spiraling, dressed to the nines despite it all)

1. Catch the first Avatar: Fire and Ash screening at 9:30AM

2. Play Avatar: Frontiers of Pandoria from noon to 10:30PM

3. Show up for the day's last showing of Avatar: Fire and Ash at 11:40

They're calling it the Commune With Eywa Challenge and it's causing schizophrenic breaks on every continent

About to ruin the holiday spirit with this horrid grimoire- thanks, Delta Green!

Yo La Tengo is maybe the most “goes crazy at 3am” music you’ve ever heard

Correct.

It’s pretty undeniable at this point that the big wheel does in fact keep on turnin’

The sociocultural impact of Rich Evans takes a vast mind to truly grasp

Detroit finally has a RoboCop statue - Detroit Metro Times Nearly 15 years later, Detroit finally has its statue of RoboCop.  The bronze statue depicting the eponymous cybernetic star of Paul Verhoeven’s 1987 set-in-Detroit sci-fi satire was installed in East...

The bronze statue depicting the eponymous cybernetic star of Paul Verhoeven’s 1987 set-in-Detroit sci-fi satire was installed in Eastern Market on Wednesday, nearly 15 years after someone proposed it in a viral social media post.

I try and listen to a bunch of new genres and artists every year, as many as I can, and every time Spotify Wrapped comes along to show that I still have my middle school tastes all along

This is all Ian Curtis’ fault somehow

a wizard with a point hat, long thick white beard, is sitting in a chair, hold a joystick, looking kinda immersed but also kinda evil. an owl is perched on the upper edge of his chair. a cat is peaking out from behind the chair. behind him is some darkness, a window, a book case with a candle and a skull on it (and books). text font: relax with a merlin game!

merlin software, print ad, imagery (1984) archive.org/details/Comp...

EVERY TOOL A WEAPON. EVERY WEAPON A PROMISE. EVERY PROMISE KEPT.

Oh, yeah. Working on a comic by the way. Should be out sometime soon. It’s about loving and hating America, which feels very American to me.

Officially “old as hell” - balked at going to a 10:30pm movie in favor of going to bed at a reasonable hour

BONUS EPISODE! We're talking New Gods, baby. After a little keynote essay about Kirby and the resonance of his idiosyncratic Fourth World Saga, we open up the mailbag to answer burning questions on topics ranging from the most kissable New God to Tom King's loyal service to Darkseid.

genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died

I simply crave the sweet rice. 100 Grand and the Crunch bars put up Jordan numbers in my household