human racket

streaming services are so expensive and have the audacity to have a worse interface than most playstation 2 games

I would jump in front of a bullet for my psychiatrist fr

Toy Story character - fishing hook with doll legs

literally me

thank god it’s going to rain

bodak yellow came on in the dispensary and the whole gig started singing along I LOVEEEEE LA BRO

age regressing and watching tosh.0

at least Demi won the golden globe honestly she deserves it so much

the substance was the best movie of 2024 can’t wait for it to get snubbed the house down at the oscars

paying an etsy witch to curse people may be my preferred form of conflict resolution from here on out

it’s funny when people offer “constructive criticism” and during it you realize that they have no leg to stand on for criticizing anyone

preparing for the white lotus season 3 by rewatching survivor: david vs. goliath

instead of practicing radical honesty I have decided to practice radical shutting up

actively ignoring anyone who misspells my partners name

the streets are saying I may have to see anora agajn

I was literally telling my partner the other day about how much I miss these cookies every year that I’m not home for xmas lmao

Italians will understand the significance

I wish I had enough money to be a nail girlie :(

doechii’s tiny desk may have saved 2024 for me

men are so fucking useless

trying to keep my family at arms length after the election is really hard and esp after I watch an old movie for the first time that I know my dad fucken hates. because I just wish I could tell him that EYE also fucken hated it

christmas time always gets me feeling on edge anyway & this just makes it worse lolz

the holidays are sooooo hard and not fun at all when you have $0

anyway I didn’t know the password cause I was on the list 💁‍♀️

I fucken hate hollywood what do you mean the party I went to last night had a PASSWORD to get inside the venue

thank god I’m a natural blonde

y2k movie is so good low budget unserious comedy movies are so back baby

some of yall don’t know a dollar might just fuck your main bitch and it shows

it says the moderators have to approve my comment so let’s see if they leave up critical comments

attempted a recipe from the internet and it was so life changingly bad that I fully created an account on the recipe’s website just to leave a comment about it