Daniel Scarfone, Cigarette Wife @danielscarfone

I’ll see you in 69 years, baseball!

02.11.2025 04:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good Christian fun!

01.11.2025 21:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A photo of Mark Cuban sitting and talking into a microphone at a panel discussion. Text below him reads, "If you eliminate billionaires, the stock market will go, too, according to Mark Cuban."

This guy is always so close to getting it, but is lured to the stupid side by his piles and piles of money and privilege.

You're the problem, DUDE.

01.11.2025 16:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dodgers play of the game.

01.11.2025 03:19 — 👍 369 🔁 76 💬 20 📌 25

The seventh is always the best!
Look at the FF franchise!

01.11.2025 03:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s how grim this game is. Crowd losing their minds at a single.

01.11.2025 02:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Has there ever been a Goatse runner on the field?

01.11.2025 02:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fuckin’ drangle in the sombrero.

Weak.

01.11.2025 01:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

as a bird artist, in honor of tonight’s game i have attempted to draw the gorgeous blue jay as accurately as possible. as always please let me know if you have any constructive criticism

31.10.2025 17:56 — 👍 3757 🔁 883 💬 118 📌 92

Yamamoto got that ARCHIE hair.
That KJ Apa mop.

01.11.2025 01:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Movie guys shouldn’t be Dodgers guys.

Dodgers guys should only be Larry Davids.

01.11.2025 00:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That dance is so embarrassing.

Like, humiliating.

01.11.2025 00:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a close up of a man 's face making a funny face . Alt: The Man from Lost Highway smiling and laughing at Bill Pullman on a cellular telephone!

01.11.2025 00:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lost Highway (LYNCH, 1997)

01.11.2025 00:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Reuploading a classic to Bluesky, Forgive me god.

01.11.2025 00:14 — 👍 1377 🔁 236 💬 27 📌 9

Huge celebs in the house tonight.

John Tory’s mistress, Joe Warmington, Chair Girl.

What a tapestry!

31.10.2025 23:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Brooklyn Dad just cumming out of his eyes on this one.

31.10.2025 23:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I've finished my SpOoOooOOOkY invoicing and now it's time for a scAaAaaAaaAaaary Coors Light!

And a bunch of tAaaAaAaaAaAasty drugs!

Happy Halloween, you dinks!

31.10.2025 23:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lol. This fucking ghoul is exactly who you think she is.

She hates everyone, because she knows everyone hates her.
And they hate her because she's an absolute piece of dog shit.

31.10.2025 21:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Think I gotta start muting people who port shit over from Twitter/Truth.

I'm here and not there for a BUNCH of reasons.

31.10.2025 19:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Horned up for the big game tonight.

31.10.2025 19:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy Halloween!

31.10.2025 17:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Guess which day of the year children are hit the most by cars?

Drive better, idiots!

31.10.2025 16:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is good. People will be excited, some drunk, and it's good PR.

It's not hard!

31.10.2025 16:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lol, is this real?

Wildly stupid stuff!

31.10.2025 15:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

These dunks are easy. It's why I'm here.

31.10.2025 14:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How many of these cool, cool cops were undocumented Americans?

31.10.2025 14:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

FBI arrests 14 current, former law enforcement officials in ‘drug trafficking takedown’ The FBI has arrested 14 current and former Mississippi law enforcement officers and six co-conspirators on drug-related charges.

Look at this fucking loser country.

31.10.2025 14:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

An effective leader knows the best way to govern is... taking out lots of ads...

31.10.2025 14:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am sorry to this man.

30.10.2025 22:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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