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Ed AKA SleazeRanger Green

@carseatedrest.bsky.social

Sleazeranger. Stink Sheet. Both on Spotify. Here to boof estrodiol and chew bubblegum and I’m all out of bubblegum. 0-117 in online Pokemon VGC battles. Decent at Pokemon Unite, though.

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Latest posts by carseatedrest.bsky.social on Bluesky

They’re amazing

07.10.2025 21:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Just had @murderxbryan.bsky.social break some bad news for me on Guys…

Lemonhead ropes are discontinued

07.10.2025 20:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

A person on Twitter made a lot of sense about why this flopped.

The mass public doesn’t care about MMA before Ultimate Fighter. Only MMA sickos do. And MMA sickos don’t respect the Rock, plus they’ve already seen the Smashing Machine doc. It was a movie made for no one.

07.10.2025 13:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
4 panel comic

Panel 1: 
A Purple person is standing holding a clipboard. A Blue Person sits at a laptop.
Blue Person: Woohoo. I’m the CEO of a social media platform.

Panel 2:
Purple person: We should hire a PR person to interact with the public
Blue Person begins to type on laptop and says: Nope. Gonna do all that myself

Panel 3: 
Purple person looks concerned and says: Really…but…

Panel 4:
Purple person: You’re such a whiny little fucking baby

4 panel comic Panel 1: A Purple person is standing holding a clipboard. A Blue Person sits at a laptop. Blue Person: Woohoo. I’m the CEO of a social media platform. Panel 2: Purple person: We should hire a PR person to interact with the public Blue Person begins to type on laptop and says: Nope. Gonna do all that myself Panel 3: Purple person looks concerned and says: Really…but… Panel 4: Purple person: You’re such a whiny little fucking baby

06.10.2025 21:19 — 👍 11754    🔁 3642    💬 47    📌 39

Only a bad bitch can master all four elements

07.10.2025 03:01 — 👍 88    🔁 12    💬 5    📌 0

Based grandma!

06.10.2025 18:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Interesting piece to write as the president sends troops to occupy major blue cities

06.10.2025 16:44 — 👍 1438    🔁 227    💬 40    📌 13

This was also the day she told my cousin’s kid “You gotta turn that Bluey off. He’s a little bitch.”

06.10.2025 17:00 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My grandma has onset dementia. She’s still with it a bit, but that filter in your brain is gone. I showed up and my mom is with my grandma and she looks at my mom and says “I don’t know what you’re talking about, I think his hair looks good.” Apparently my mom was shit talking my pink hair.

06.10.2025 17:00 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

New XGF lets goooo

06.10.2025 10:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Geese tickets for Detroit are going for $120

03.10.2025 00:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Same. I hate it. I have new hoodies. I need to wear them.

03.10.2025 00:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hasan is the Left’s Joe Rogan (derogatory).

02.10.2025 18:47 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Hasn’t been shorts and hoodie season yet and it’s pissing me off.

02.10.2025 18:44 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh yeah, Harris would definitely be expelling every trans service member, eliminating protections left & right, & very publicly trying to find away to declare every trans individual a terrorist. Things a person with a closed head-wound would say.

02.10.2025 18:36 — 👍 256    🔁 47    💬 13    📌 3

I like that idea more. Then I can just go to the show there instead of run one. Less anxiety.

02.10.2025 15:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I could run the fuck out of a pro wrestling show here.

02.10.2025 14:41 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

It's just a shame can't there be one wrestling company with both a cool world champion who opposes ICE running ads on the show AND whose matches are free from electromagnetic fields

02.10.2025 12:38 — 👍 13    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

The current WWE world champion showed up at a MAGA rally in June. The AEW Men's World Champion says fuck ICE. The difference between the two has never been clearer.

02.10.2025 11:56 — 👍 155    🔁 46    💬 3    📌 2

Do you listen to Geese @hangmanpage.bsky.social?

02.10.2025 13:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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29.09.2025 16:43 — 👍 5    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

Have we considered that the existence of AEW has made my life worse because it made indie wrestling stinky for a while? Have we thought at all about those poor souls like myself who do not watch TV wrestling companies from billionaires?

01.10.2025 23:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well that’s lovely. See, I was thinking like my Aunt’s wedding at some tiny church and then like, idk… a party I guess but one that’s just drunk rednecks? I don’t think I needed to be there haha

01.10.2025 22:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Weddings are the most detached I feel from social norms and I’m so jealous of people who can enjoy them. I’m not like “fuck weddings” but I just don’t see the point in them. It’s just two people signing documents that change how their taxes are filed. Why involve other people?

01.10.2025 22:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

How good can he be at business if he can’t even afford shoes, ya know?

01.10.2025 19:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

He doesn’t even have shoes or a tie. I’m not taking financial advice from a cat with no tie or shoes.

01.10.2025 18:41 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

here it is, the legacy of the democratic party

30.09.2025 17:42 — 👍 11    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

jesus: turn the other cheek

pete "christian crusader" hegseth: shut up pussy

30.09.2025 13:11 — 👍 821    🔁 167    💬 2    📌 7

They don’t care, just as long as it owns the libs. This is the only goal of modern republicans.

30.09.2025 11:47 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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