Cran

Hockey definitely has a pretty high cost of entry, plus you gotta go and get a shirt that says “my drinking team has a hockey problem” for the games

Chris can I borrow like 400 bucks

Way ahead of you

I don’t really care if the people at this laundromat see me folding my underpants. Just a free little uninhibited free spirit

I mean, as someone who unironically loves Slayyyter and Alice Longyu Gao I have very little room to criticize

Cousin Eddie from Christmas Vacation is a canonically incestuous pedophile which is why conservatives think he’s so funny

John, if I listen to this and inadvertently fall in love with it there is gonna be TROUBLE

Are you implying they have bangers?? Because I can’t fathom a world where that’s the case

Since leaving Twitter/X I’ve gone months and months forgetting Ronnie Radke and FIR exist and it’s done wonders for my mental state

Maybe the funniest thing that’s ever happened, and we had a guy on that hated Crazy Town so much that he left the recording when he found out a member of the band was hopping on haha

To further that point I think legally the only three people that should be allowed to be horny in this manner are Chino, Brandon Boyd, and Craig Wedren

I don’t think I’ve even heard 50 KoL songs. I was immediately repulsed by the SEX IS ON FIRE song, white guys singing about gross sex makes me so second-hand embarrassed that I get winded

As far as I’m concerned it’s their only song

This post brought to you by The End by Kings of Leon

A picture of Leslie Jordan that says Well Shit

When a band you normally can’t stand has one absolute banger

We had one of their guitar players on our show once after I shit all over that album and he tried to invite me to some crypto/NFT conference lol

Flies for sure

I’m trying to cheap out to save as much of my per diem as I can but MAN, you really get what you pay for and in this case I’m getting nothing

sKarch

One time I said I didn’t like this band and a fan from Venezuela said that she hopes my mother is dead and getting *redacted* in Hell

I don’t want to burn any bridges here but I have to say it-
Motel 6, more like Motel SUX. This place sucks

The tea

Has been spilled

Now you need to miss me with that

I’m gonna say no only because they get called to rescue kitties sometimes and that’s more important than anything any cop will ever do

Plus I gotta keep in mind that not everyone is inundated with a constant influx of news about how AI is actively killing the planet, some people are just like “this picture funny, me go drink beer now”

This guy I work with sometimes makes little AI posters for stuff all the time and they always look like a bag of shit but I’m too nice to tell him they suck and he sucks

Mango Mussolini sipping his covfefe at freaking QATAR A LAGO

I think they’re trying to recreate the Alice in Wonderland viral moment

Why’d they pick the picture of Pazuzu that makes him look like he’s about to ask if you need help carrying that box

Guy at work asked me where the good strip clubs were around here and it’s like, buddy, I’ve been here for three days. I was gonna ask you