Cran Stoker’s Dracula

AFL-CIO supremacy baby, those UA clowns don’t know what they’re missing

What kinda union we talking? Heat and Frost Local 17 Insulators here

They literally shot a woman and then said ten cars surrounded them, his followers already took the lies as facts though

We had AP too but the teacher wasn’t certified to teach AP so it wasn’t eligible for college credit, which we all found out well into the first quarter when it was too late to take a different class

The big one™️ could not have been more spineless and dodgy, no way he doesn’t pivot hard right as a result

Bill Burr inventing time travel to perform for Pol Pot

Bill Burr reaching out to his booking agent to see when the Tel Aviv Comedy Festival is gonna be

zeldawilliams 20m From Create Mode •• Please, just stop sending me AI videos of Dad. Stop believing I wanna see it or that I'll understand, I don't and I won't. If you're just trying to troll me, I've seen way worse, i'll restrict and move on. But please, if you've got any decency, just stop doing this to him and to me, to everyone even, full stop. It's dumb, it's a waste of time and energy, and believe me, it's NOT what he'd want. To watch the legacies of real people be condensed down to 'this vaguely looks and sounds like them so that's enough, , just so other people can churn out horrible TikTok slop puppeteering them is maddening. You're not making art, you're making disgusting, over-processed hotdogs out of the lives of human beings, out of the history of art and music, and then shoving them down someone else's throat hoping they'll give you a little thumbs up and like it. Gross.

And for the love of EVERYTHING, stop calling it 'the future. Al is just badly recycling and regurgitating the past to be reconsumed. You are taking in the Human Centipede of content, and from the very very end of the line, all while the folks at the front laugh and laugh, consume and consume.

Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔

ISIS:
A girl I had a crush on made out with one of my friends one time and his favorite band at that moment was ISIS

That’s what my grandpa (RIP) called his servers at the Red Rooster all the time

Mastodeets

I love fuji and pink lady but my heart will always belong to Granny Smith

Are they calling posts “meets” over there

AI Slop: not even once. I don’t care how bad you want to see Michael Jackson rob a bank, whatever silly little movie in your head of that is 100x better, I promise

It sucks! Everything sucks and I feel like I’m going crazy every minute of every day!

I haven’t bought a Decibel in probably nine years and I don’t plan to ever again since they keep using that money to book The Thin Blue Chord for their little beer fest, besides the point of course but I have less than no horse in this race haha

California is just vegans injecting soy into their veins, NYC is rats with switchblades, Chicago is like that game Labrynth but the marble is 100 bullets, and don’t get me STARTED on Portland (they let the HOMOS buy coffee RIGHT NEXT TO YOU)

Remember that guy losing his mind because some band did their cover shoot in regular clothes and not suits like Ackercocke?

His is with two Ts, important distinction because my son is Elliot with one T and he has already accomplished more than the racing obsessed weirdo in question

The really fucked up shit happens in small towns, because every single person that’s the worst person you know is friends with a cop and has probably gotten away with a hit and run or wasn’t arrested after hitting their wife because they “just need to sleep it off” but she “flew off the handle”

So as I’ve mentioned, I’m in Nebraska for work. And while I HOPE it’s not across the board, every time I mention I work primarily in Chicago and the surrounding suburbs I get the same reaction- disgust. Usually an “I’m sorry” followed by whatever Fox talking points that aren’t true at all

From selling white to egg whites!

There’s only one person I can think of that would legitimately be making claims like this and it’s that blind kid that was harassing you like 5 years after you stopped doing FMH lol

We had Edsel on once but we also had Tony Campos on and he made Edsel sound like a Rhodes Scholar

Zagg makes a very good case, I’ve dropped my phone probably a dozen times with one and it’s all good

NFTs too, and tried to argue that NFTs were more friendly for the environment than art shows

If you’ve ever wanted to hear a white guy pretending to be a drug dealer explain how to get the perfect dreadlocks, you are in LUCK

Little brisk but they’ll be ok

It’s probably 80 degrees there right now like it is here (here is Nebraska)

Playing the hits I see