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Cran

@cranfath3r.bsky.social

Middle aged husband, dad, all forms of metal, rock, hip hop, etc etc Plus video games! Live GT: PP5oneDOOdoo Nu Metal Agenda Podcast co-host; Niko and Chris Bears Post-Game Wrap-Up co-host

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Top member check-ins for the gym for February, with my ass on top

Top member check-ins for the gym for February, with my ass on top

The king is back (my name is Chris Redar)

03.03.2026 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What about Caleb Williams from the Chicago Bears Gregg

03.03.2026 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t imagine what this was in response to

03.03.2026 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s a joke name you’d come up with your friends while making fun of this shit haha

03.03.2026 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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Who doesn’t love a fresh cup of Roll Call Coffee Coffee

03.03.2026 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œGet it before we get canceled”

03.03.2026 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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This might be the worst ad I’ve ever seen

03.03.2026 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1
Hailey up on my shoulder this morning

Hailey up on my shoulder this morning

New music duo I’m working on

03.03.2026 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

With a little leash!

03.03.2026 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m hoping so! Not as opposed to coming home with an iguana as I should be haha

02.03.2026 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine only watching the most dogshit movies ever made because LOL THE LIBS

02.03.2026 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
picture of dirty laptop open to microsoft power point with crudely manipulated image combining the front half of a tiger with the back half of an iguana. i made her, She’s an SUV

picture of dirty laptop open to microsoft power point with crudely manipulated image combining the front half of a tiger with the back half of an iguana. i made her, She’s an SUV

working on very serious project

02.03.2026 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Fingers crossed for you there

02.03.2026 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m married :/

02.03.2026 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s what I haven’t had since September 16, 2024

02.03.2026 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There’s a reptile show next weekend in Tinley Park, gonna go look at some snakes and lizards there

02.03.2026 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There was this guy that thought that was the funniest thing in the world and would play it over and over, I don’t think I ever heard any of the actual album though

02.03.2026 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Is it the thing with Kid Rock telling him how to put on a condom lol

02.03.2026 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes

02.03.2026 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Agreed

01.03.2026 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Hailey seated upon a space heater

Hailey seated upon a space heater

look at her

01.03.2026 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Have clothes on, technically against the rules

01.03.2026 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I play video games

01.03.2026 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Do you ever look at the sky and think, I'm glad I'm alive?
After I heard System of a Down, I thought, I'm actually alive to hear the s*******t band of all time. Which is quite something when you think about it. Of all the bands that have gone before and all the bands that'll be in the future, I was around when the worst was around."
-Noel

"Do you ever look at the sky and think, I'm glad I'm alive? After I heard System of a Down, I thought, I'm actually alive to hear the s*******t band of all time. Which is quite something when you think about it. Of all the bands that have gone before and all the bands that'll be in the future, I was around when the worst was around." -Noel

He’s right and he’s right to say it

01.03.2026 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey there Blood Money Dan

01.03.2026 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All soil is good if you’re a plant, that’s their home

01.03.2026 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I know what I’m about

01.03.2026 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope that initial bag was worth it before he gets bounced to NXT in a year and then released

01.03.2026 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#promosky I’ll do this for my birthday month

Music obsessive
Video games
Jokes
Internal torment
Da Bears

01.03.2026 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You just gotta plant some seeds and wait, gardening kinda rules like that

01.03.2026 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0