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Dr. Neo Cortex

@cortex.bsky.social

15 Followers  |  8 Following  |  26 Posts  |  Joined: 08.07.2023  |  1.3052

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23.11.2024 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

y is there so much furry porn on this site

08.08.2023 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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jd and turk screaming because of internet explorer

01.08.2023 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

holy shit everyone on this site is absolutely insufferable

31.07.2023 05:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kid Cudi music is good but ill be damned if the random hate for him isn't funny as hell

31.07.2023 05:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

up... chillin

31.07.2023 05:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hi im Daisy

27.07.2023 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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who wants to be the Dory or CommonWhiteGirl on blue sky

23.07.2023 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

im ending my life forever and this is the last thing i read before i end my life and die

22.07.2023 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

is there even a point to posting here

21.07.2023 05:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i thought of something really funny but imma gatekeep it

16.07.2023 07:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

got held hostage in my own dream

14.07.2023 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

got someone fired from their job and evicted from their apartment but it was a prank so its ok

13.07.2023 07:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

calling a burger the REAL cheeseburger and then the only parts of it being bread and American cheese is wrong in almost every aspect

12.07.2023 07:29 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i literally exploded into a million pieces of shrapnel just the other day

12.07.2023 07:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tweet #Drake To See Drake Sucking Dick

11.07.2023 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that dog looks like Ice Spice

11.07.2023 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's giving "angry 14 year old on MMORPG" vibes

10.07.2023 08:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i swear this is the plot for an episode of Family Matters

10.07.2023 08:17 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

girl on tinder started ghosting me so i doxxed her and ruined her life by deepfaking her onto revenge porn #MeToo

10.07.2023 08:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

he definitely spent 6 hours with the phrase "zuck is a cuck" in his head desperately trying to find a way to incorporate it into an online conversation

09.07.2023 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@skulyire.com

09.07.2023 09:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

back in my day we used to play "fish to the bait" where we bit each others foreskin and whoever showed signs of pain last won

09.07.2023 06:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

let me know if you want to be my friend so we can play "guess the breaking911 article headline" together: i send you a picture used for a breaking911 article and you guess the headline

08.07.2023 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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whats the move fellas

08.07.2023 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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