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@simplyriver.bsky.social

18+ I'm a lot like if a girl was πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈtransgenderπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ. (Dae / Dame / She / Her) Really into Homestuck, Literature, Spiritualism, and medieval recreation!

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Showed my bestie @captainsasha.bsky.social a few moments from when Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff bleeds into homestuck and she said it feels like gen alpha kids poorly designing TF2 items

29.12.2023 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The crab crabbed crabbily down theΒ stairs.

02.12.2023 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
A SKELITEON LOOMIGN OVER A GIGANT PYRAMID!! JUICEY J IS HANGIN OUT BY DA PYREMED AND THERES A FOOD TRUCK SELLIN HOT LUNCH CANT BEAT IT ADMINS AMERICA BEATS THE CURRENT SHYT!!!! AND DA TEXT SAYS "HOW TOO IMPROVE AMERICA : 1. MORE PYRAMED'S 2. NEW NATONAL ANTHEM BY 3-6 MAFIA 3. FLAMEN HOT LUNCHABLES - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN AND THATS THE DAMB TRUTH!!!! - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKELITEON LOOMIGN OVER A GIGANT PYRAMID!! JUICEY J IS HANGIN OUT BY DA PYREMED AND THERES A FOOD TRUCK SELLIN HOT LUNCH CANT BEAT IT ADMINS AMERICA BEATS THE CURRENT SHYT!!!! AND DA TEXT SAYS "HOW TOO IMPROVE AMERICA : 1. MORE PYRAMED'S 2. NEW NATONAL ANTHEM BY 3-6 MAFIA 3. FLAMEN HOT LUNCHABLES - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN AND THATS THE DAMB TRUTH!!!! - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

LETS FIX THIS SHIT HOLE UP - dashare.zone ADMIN

03.12.2023 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 384    πŸ” 64    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 5
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Welcome to crab facts

03.12.2023 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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02.12.2023 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you could drink Drano what flavor do you think would be the yummiest? I'm split between extra strength or the hair clog remover one.

30.11.2023 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A DEFEETED SKELOTON TRYEN TO TYPE THERE THOUGHTS INTO THERE COMPUTER AND IT WONT STOP PUTTING THE SQUICKLY LINE EVERY WHERE!!!! IF YOU KNOW WHAT I DID THEN TELL ME WHAT ITS SUPPOSE TO BE!!! CONSITERING THE COMPUTER IS OFTEN OUR ONLEY SOURCE OF JOY IN A WORLD OF SHITY FOOD SHITY WORK SHITY TV AND SHITY PEOPLE IT SOULD BE LESS OF A FOUL MACHINE AND MORE OF A DIVINE ANGLE LIFTINE OUR SOUL'S UP INTO A HIGHER STATE!!! OR IT SOULD AT LEAST NOT CHARGE US SUSCRIPTIONS FOR OUR FUCKEN APPS!!!! AND DA TEXT SAYS "DONT PUT THE SQUICKLEY LINE ON MY WORDS IF YOUR NOT GOING TO TELL ME WHAT I DID WRONT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A DEFEETED SKELOTON TRYEN TO TYPE THERE THOUGHTS INTO THERE COMPUTER AND IT WONT STOP PUTTING THE SQUICKLY LINE EVERY WHERE!!!! IF YOU KNOW WHAT I DID THEN TELL ME WHAT ITS SUPPOSE TO BE!!! CONSITERING THE COMPUTER IS OFTEN OUR ONLEY SOURCE OF JOY IN A WORLD OF SHITY FOOD SHITY WORK SHITY TV AND SHITY PEOPLE IT SOULD BE LESS OF A FOUL MACHINE AND MORE OF A DIVINE ANGLE LIFTINE OUR SOUL'S UP INTO A HIGHER STATE!!! OR IT SOULD AT LEAST NOT CHARGE US SUSCRIPTIONS FOR OUR FUCKEN APPS!!!! AND DA TEXT SAYS "DONT PUT THE SQUICKLEY LINE ON MY WORDS IF YOUR NOT GOING TO TELL ME WHAT I DID WRONT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

DONT !!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN

29.11.2023 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 518    πŸ” 119    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 5
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Former Man’s Playthrough of Celeste One of Her Most Important Life Experiences β€œSometimes, a game’s gonna hit you in a way you don’t know how to feel about. And sometimes, you gotta sit with those feelings. Don’t push them to the back or ignore them β€˜cause they make yo...

Former Man’s Playthrough of Celeste One of Her Most Important Life Experiences hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

29.11.2023 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 294    πŸ” 71    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 7

The artificial lime flavor they put in yogurt is one of the best chemical taste slurries known to man.

30.11.2023 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of the tiniest changes I've made in my life that started paying dividends in a week was a simple stretching routine I do at my dead office job. Makes my bones feel less squingled than usual.

27.11.2023 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Crabs left the sea not once, but several times, in their evolution A new study is the most comprehensive analysis yet of the evolution of β€œtrue crabs.”

πŸ§ͺFollowed by something completely different: a deep dive into the evolutionary history of crabs! (Be still my heart) I have a whole master's degree worth of knowledge about how cool crabs are, and I'm glad to add this piece to the pile.
πŸ¦€πŸ‘©β€πŸ”¬πŸ§ͺ🧬🧫

20.11.2023 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
A COUPEL OF SKELATON'S YEE HAWEN ABOUT DA COUNTREY BUT INSTEAD OF STAR SPANGLE AND FREEDOM THERE SAYEN THE ACTUAL FACT'S ABOUT DA USA, LAND OF DA FEE, HOME OF DA PAID, BORN IN THE U.S.A, NOT ALOWED TO LEAVE, AND DA TEXT SAYS "THIS IS THE U.S.A WE PICK OUR PRESDENT'S FROM A PRE APPOVED LIST OF TWO PEPOLE, COPS KILL US NO PUNISMENT, WE LOVE HAVING COVVID , WE LOVE TO GET SHOT IN ARE SCHOOL'S , VEGETABLES SUCK, WE PICK YOU'RE PRESIDET TO, DONT LIKE IT, ME ETHIER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A COUPEL OF SKELATON'S YEE HAWEN ABOUT DA COUNTREY BUT INSTEAD OF STAR SPANGLE AND FREEDOM THERE SAYEN THE ACTUAL FACT'S ABOUT DA USA, LAND OF DA FEE, HOME OF DA PAID, BORN IN THE U.S.A, NOT ALOWED TO LEAVE, AND DA TEXT SAYS "THIS IS THE U.S.A WE PICK OUR PRESDENT'S FROM A PRE APPOVED LIST OF TWO PEPOLE, COPS KILL US NO PUNISMENT, WE LOVE HAVING COVVID , WE LOVE TO GET SHOT IN ARE SCHOOL'S , VEGETABLES SUCK, WE PICK YOU'RE PRESIDET TO, DONT LIKE IT, ME ETHIER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

U.S.A - dashare.zone ADMIN

17.11.2023 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 789    πŸ” 225    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 7

In absolute awe of that mask

17.11.2023 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Imito cartoon form

Imito cartoon form

Imito (character)

Imito (character)

Imito (character)

Imito (character)

Oh I don't think I've shared this fella here.

So uh, meet Imito everyone πŸ‘Ύ

Him and his cartoony look.

#oc #art #drawing #artist #originalcharacter #myart

17.11.2023 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Dating apps are amazing to use as a trans woman because it's like an elaborate form of self flagellating.

15.11.2023 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#FNAF #ΡƒΠΊΡ€Π°Ρ€Ρ‚

14.11.2023 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Drawing in white ink against a black background of five very fancifully drawn crabs floating in space amongst the stars

Drawing in white ink against a black background of five very fancifully drawn crabs floating in space amongst the stars

New print just added to my inprnt store!

SPACE CRABS!

All prints are currently 30% off!!!
#art #ArtFromNature

www.inprnt.com/gallery/whis...

14.11.2023 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3

Picrew is proof the youth plead for flash dressup games.

13.11.2023 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The dream of every media executive is to crush culture into a uniform paste that they can then produce mindlessly like a commodity and it never ever works.

13.11.2023 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 731    πŸ” 170    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

good news, there is a (crab) feed

also hi, glad you enjoy carcinzation :)

13.11.2023 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A hermit crab in a marine aquarium, housed in a large whelk shell. The shell is very sassily decorated in some kind of tube worm casts I think? I am not a marine biologist as you can probably tell. Anyway, the crab looks like a handsome spiny orange friend in its sassy shell. From the way it's perched on rock and posing majestically, I'd say this crab knows it too. Truly a good crabby pal.

A hermit crab in a marine aquarium, housed in a large whelk shell. The shell is very sassily decorated in some kind of tube worm casts I think? I am not a marine biologist as you can probably tell. Anyway, the crab looks like a handsome spiny orange friend in its sassy shell. From the way it's perched on rock and posing majestically, I'd say this crab knows it too. Truly a good crabby pal.

Made a good crabby friend at the aquarium recently πŸ¦€ Best crab, A+.

13.11.2023 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Illustration of a Red Apple Crab holding a cup of warm apple cider.

Illustration of a Red Apple Crab holding a cup of warm apple cider.

🍎 The Red Apple Crab! πŸ¦€

10.11.2023 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ritz crackers and apple butter.

11.11.2023 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
circular timetree of 344 true crabs, colored by superfamily and with line drawings of representatives around the circle that makes it look like a zodiac/mandala

circular timetree of 344 true crabs, colored by superfamily and with line drawings of representatives around the circle that makes it look like a zodiac/mandala

Today we publish a new paper on a molecular phylogeny of true crabs. We find crabs transitioned from marine to non-marine environments 7-17x over 100+ myr! This culminates 15+ years(!) of effort from an international team! 1/4 (thread in replies)

academic.oup.com/sysbio/advan...

πŸ§ͺπŸ¦€πŸ¦‘#evosky

06.11.2023 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 332    πŸ” 137    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 33
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Made some new clown girls because I have a problem. The one on the left is the descendant named Etaixe and on the right is her dancestor Evetta, they are not twins like Barzum and Baizli. Still gotta design their ancestor

01.10.2023 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

VERY excited for this. I've always loved the dueling cloak as an offensive option. I like the design, and it's always nice to see a new character.

People dickride the crusader and I get it but I'd still rather see my boy the abomination instead. I think he needs a touch up in this entry.

09.11.2023 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Upon doing further research, the cutoff age for the Society is the 17th century. The first depiction of these goofy fellas is the 1500s so I'm WELL within period. Now the question becomes do I really wanna do this? Rolling the magic 8ball signs point to yes!

07.11.2023 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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