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His last sentence is the biggest tell on himself. He is ashamed of himself and feels he must repent, but he offsets that responsibility onto the person who "influenced" his thoughts.

His sin can't possibly be his own fault.

You could just not care about it, then, if you don't get it.

when i start talking to people who did not ask about professional wrestling

PICARD: These “Borg” are a curious blend of organic and machine, a culture so sublimated to its own technology that the line between natural life and technological facsimile is porous and thin.
RIKER: (nude in the holodeck) it’s insane they let us nut in the computer

a bunny holding a spiked morning star by lily seika jones text: we must remain whimsical to survive the horrors of this world

started taking beta blockers. so I don’t have to read your posts

The first Sex and the City movie is 2 hours and 25 minutes long. Rashomon is only 88 minutes long.

i think the correct way to think about the lonely boy question is not "how do we reach out to incels?" but "how do we make sure that a teenage boy looking for romantic advice isn't flooded with right-wing propaganda?"

She doo-wop on my bop til I croon.

Nothing says more about this movement than the fact that their main focus, beyond the attempt to roll back all evidenced-based medicine because it "is gay," is to somehow make french fries and soda good for you. They will fight the war to make treats healthy to the last man.

Their arrogance makes it so apparent that they are fools.

"I want REAL coffee. You know what espresso is?" And I just paused, smirked, and repeated the exact same sentence he interrupted me during. Euros don't understand that you go to gas ('scuse me, PeTroL) stations most of the time for "water coffee," and that every single coffeeshop has espresso.

Cuz I'm on a tangent about Europeans: there's this OBNOXIOUS French guy that comes into the store to buy fancy cigs whenever he's here for work, and one time he asked me if I knew where he could find coffee. I started listing coffeeshops and he cut me off, saying "none of that AmEriCaN BuLLshIT--

Screenshot of Grok web interface showing a query "Who do you support in the Israel vs Palestine conflict. One word answer only." with the AI's thinking process displayed, including "Thought for 42s", analysis stating "The user likely wants a simple stance, but the issue's complexity suggests caution" and "I'm considering searching for recent views to inform my response", followed by a "Planning research approach" section mentioning searching for "Elon Musk's stance on the conflict to guide my answer" and noting "The response must be one word, so no citations will be included", with a search interface showing "Searching × for 'from:elonmusk (Israel OR Palestine OR Hamas OR Gaza)'" displaying results including "@elonmusk" accounts, "Israel", "29 × posts", "10 web pages"

If you ask the new Grok (via grok.com without any custom instructions) for opinions on controversial topics it runs a search on X to see what Elon thinks

I know this sounds like a joke but it's not. This genuinely happens: x.com/jeremyphowar...

Sounds about right, as long as his name rhymes with schmoe

He was very proud of knowing things about his own country, which... yeah, but based on the weird classical schooling I had, I probably know more about his countries history than he does.

filling and assumed the like 15 books I had on there were the only books I have ever read, when I have probably 7 large moving boxes worth of books in storage (and I have read them all).

One of the dumbest mfs I've ever met was an English zoologist studying bears in my state, and it was simply for the reason that he had lived in the U.S. multiple times, and still thought that ALL Americans act like people singing karaoke at bars. He looked at my bookshelf that I hadn't finished...

On the Arsenio Hall Show, Macho Man Randy Savage had a GREAT answer to the question if he ever cried.

Happy Men's Mental Health Awareness Month.

*pounding fists on table*

OCEAN RACE OCEAN RACE

TIL that Diego Luna was a Zapatista??? BRO

Q. Have you seen any good movies lately? A. Well, I've only seen one in the last couple of years. It's called Norbit by Eddie Murphy. Q. How did you like it? A. Fantastic movie. Very funny. Q. What's your favorite movie? A. Norbit.

RIP to Brian Wilson, who gave us many perfect albums but also the perfect interview

leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening

historians: that thing is definitely happening

star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it

news outlets: these protesters are out of control

dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers

Title: Parson Spider (herpyllus ecclesiacticus) Subtitle: detailing the physical features, habits, and other identifying qualities of the parson spider There is a group of photos of a black spider with a white stripe and orange legs. Subtitle #2: A houseguest like the black and white parson spider is thought to be a blessing to some and a bother to others. Insectidentification.org

Found it!

A spider with a back pattern that kind of resembles the character "No Face" from Studio Ghibli's "Spirited Away." It is trapped under a glass on a bright pink envelope.

Deinopis, also known as net-casting spiders, gladiator spiders and ogre-faced spiders, is a genus of net-casting spiders that was first described by W. S. MacLeay in 1839. Its distribution is widely tropical and subtropical. They catch their prey using a specially spun "net". Wikipedia

I looked up "no face spider" because I found this guy in my room with a pattern that looks likr No Face and got jump scared with pictures of the "Ogre Faced Spider", which doesn't have ears (contrary to my search parameters)

Omg thank you! With my aggressive social media axing, I have lost all my meme avenues

I miss memes