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Reason #42,069 communists should make e-bikes a central pillar of the platform.

Find Out Exactly How Much Your City Could Benefit By Investing In E-Bikes — Streetsblog USA Curious how much carbon — and cash — you and your neighbors could save if your government went big on electric bikes?

Okay, but can it calculate how much I hurt the capitalists with my e-bike?

What’s the oil baron tears per hour?

https://usa.streetsblog.org/2023/11/02/find-out-exactly-how-much-your-city-could-benefit-by-investing-in-e-bikes

Ride an e-bike instead of driving, eat cheap and healthy food instead of eating out, cancel cable subscription, drastically reduce your Xmas spending.

Live your life like the the climate change and societal collapse that are surely coming are already here.

DENY THE BASTARDS EVERY DOLLAR YOU CAN!!!

Exactly, the act of riding an e-bike pretty much kicks a lot of the worst people in the nuts. The extra time it takes (which it doesn’t always is) is offset by that and that it’s much more enjoyable than driving.

Ain’t like y’all weren’t gonna spend that time on your phones anyways.

Not only is that $900 saved, it’s $900 denied to absolute bastards.

An e-bike is like a reverse money printing machine for the worst people in the world.

Man in yellow suit hiding behind a tree rubbing his hands together in anticipation meme but it’s Doctor Manhattan from “the watchmen” on mars. His head has a MIC (military industrial complex) on his forehead and text reads “it is 2026, Iran is two weeks a way from a nuclear missile”

*especially the one you like /Garak

It was pretty clear who had control when the nepo baby police commissioner stayed in office.

it is as the prophecy (IWW songs) foretold

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Bought a bike bag from a guy today and he commented how rad it was that it was the first time for him both parties were riding bikes.

Asked him if he happened to be a socialist and he said “of course” then if he’d be into the cycling club but he’s moving out of state😫

Ima keep trying tho.

Staring not in alphabetical order

Linda Belcher as Lady Jessica

Exquisite mouthfeel guy as the baron’s doctor

Me. frond as Piter De Vries

I really need someone to do the end theme music in the style of Gene Belcher

I spent $360 on two solar panels and a mppt charge controller and now I have unlimited fuel for my e-bike.

Pretty sure I could escape Texas with it if I had to.

Pawn stars meme but it’s chief Wiggum Text reads: best we can do is punish you.

Every day less and less people are responding to criticism of the police with “who are you going to call when you’re in danger?”

Pawn stars meme but it’s chief Wiggum Text reads: best we can do is punish you.

Every day less and less people are responding to criticism of the police with “who are you going to call when you’re in danger?”

You could really get in there and pop that tire and bro wouldn’t even think someone did it maliciously.

What are you making with it?

One of the few things I have going for me is great access to the point I can put one in each pot of rice I make.

A photograph of my bike on Truman Linear Park Trail Phase 2B in Savannah, Georgia.

I am pleased to announce that I commuted to campus today almost entirely via new dedicated bicycle infrastructure. For Savannah folks who are interested, here's how I did it: 🧵

A very much smiling corgi in the grass and clover

Enjoying this greatly, gonna finish it on my way to the rare mask friendly gastro doctor appointment.

Did I hear that you are from the skagit valley? I lived on whidbey and San Juan island.

My dearly departed log dog Einstein was from Mt. Vernon, I always wonder about his relatives there.

The fringe benefit when total societal collapse gets here and I won’t get looks of horror when I say I haven’t eaten in a restaurant in over five years.

Because now it really freaks people out and tells me a lot about the culture.

Temu ass the last of us disease.

The advantageous symptom of spreaders making those of us trying to break the chain of transmission bone tired.

I think the only cure is the ninja shoes with the blades that come out for popping tires.

I don’t know how it started exactly but “it’s just some bombing not a war” is sanitizing our actions. like we are just Knocking out enemy tanks. Ok ask the people on the ground what they think. Ask that old guy if the Blitz was a war. Ask the dead kids and the parents searching through the rubble.

Finally got all the Meta off my phone!

Ever tried VR?

It’s a real vomit comet, gives me the sweats immediately

Wred’s post of a drawing of a fur-cyclist followed by a post from cool bike art on my latest from mutuals feed

The skyline has spoken!

Cool bike art!

Man I miss delivering on a bike in the snow.

Of course, same.

Journalism like this actually takes the steam out of such efforts. In the off chance someone wanders into trying to do something like this they will run into some hard realities and probably give up.

Let’s do a sticker campaign around this concept!