goose.

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ohhhhhhhh being a shawol is not for the weak (i have been sobbing for multiple minutes)

I would end everything and everyone for him

i think soul is a neat little dude and i am very fond of him and his minecraft noises, but i genuinely can't get into them because i can't look at keeho without thinking about him tweeting about bts jimin's balls so. i cannot fully endorse but i wish you luck if you choose that path fndbsnd

so you're telling me i'm just not supposed to question the ref (who was a 90s red wings player) with a really shitty and obvious bias towards the stars making horrendous calls against the avalanche, including in the last 5 minutes of game 7. oh. oh okay. yeah sure.

yeosang wants me dead btw. if u even care

like. there are a LOT of people on here who make me really uncomfortable with their takes and behavior in fandom spaces but because of that site, they can know that i've blocked them without ever once visiting my profile. and they do not seem like the types to shrug and move on.

ngl. genuinely hate the fact that clearsky exists both because it's hard not to obsess over whether or not someone has blocked me because The Worms Demand That I Check, and because i can't peacefully block people without EVERYONE knowing

this is the other showing on that day for comparison so like actually genuinely please cross your fingers for me and hope not that many other people get tickets for my showing or i'll flip shit

if anyone else even THINKS of sitting around me and making noise i will Bludgeon Them with my battery-less lightiny

man.

A business woman in a grey skirt suit, pointing a rifle at a boxy 90s PC

trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app

merry playoffs, everybody

fuck cars fuck driving fuck everyone who doesn't give space between cars fuck every light that does have a prepare to stop warning and FUCK POTHOLES (i'm fine, no accident, just cranky)

brain fog hitting real bad today if you couldn't tell

i mean it's actually ggung but the tag says taemari so in my head it is taemari but you get the point also why do i bias so many chickens

only just now noticed the typo but the children are bathed in preparation for their new home (an ita bag pocket so i don't have to bathe bbyongming and taemari a third time)

chicken soup

the must be cleansed

i also really want to rework siren/sailor again because what if i could make it better, scarier, hornier, or possibly all of the above

like i usually don't do proper crossover or multi-fandom works At All but who's gonna stop me from having vamp yeosang be besties with fledgling younghoon and his not a vamp but very supportive situationship renjun? what if i name drop mingi's hot ex hwanwoong? hmm? exactly.

while we here at the goose writing lab already primarily focus on purely self-indulgent bullshit, please note that the desire to fully say fuck it and write something maybe only a small fraction of the krpf community at BEST would take interest in is reaching levels never before seen by man

even in the replies and qrts of ateez's entire video saying to Be Fucking Normal and not treat the movie like a concert people are still like "but break the wall–"

BROTHER IF YOU DO THAT AFTER ATEEZ THEMSELVES HAVE SAID NOT TO YOU ARE EMBARRASSING. EMBARAZOSO. EMBARRASSANT.

i barely know anything about just b but you can bet your ass i am so proud of bain and i wish him so much love and support and safety

on a lighter note

like. call me a crotchety old party pooping bitch all you want. but unless something is explicitly labeled as a sing-along version, i don't wanna have my money wasted because you don't know how to behave and keep it down at a fucking MOVIEEE.

in a dream was a lovely time and i was so glad to go, but nct nation was genuinely one of the worst movie-going experiences of my life because the people around me were squealing so loud i could not hear the music at some points. i went to listen to winwin, not the people sitting around me.

"but some of us can't afford concerts!!" okay? and? that still doesn't make it appropriate to behave like that in a public space that's not built for you behaving like that. be respectful of the environment, AND other patrons in said environment, and save the screaming for your living room.

i genuinely cannot stress enough that a MOVIE theater is not the place to be legit screaming and doing fanchants. people in the neighboring theaters can and will hear you. you are no better than tiktok brainrot teenagers being menaces at children's movies if you /screech/ at the screen.

a movie theater isn't a concert venue a movie theater isn't a concert venue a movie theater isn't a concert venue a movie theater isn't a concert venue a movie theater isn't a concert venue