“It’s not clocking to you” is so next level…he’s a genius for that

Doing a chore without listening to a podcast is physically impossible for me

Most doodles (I’m not talkin straight poodles) have no soul

We need severance escape rooms

Yes yes for sure!! I really haven’t though much about him in like a decade, but now I’m dangerously close to reading severance fanfiction😬

Well of course

*In the voice of the guy that preforms that exorcism in Nathan for you* COME OUT evil spirits of labia cysts

After consulting MANY people I have come to the conclusion that there is some kind of spell that was put on Adam Scott in severance that forces you to become violently horny for him for almost no reason

Addison Rae and Britney Spears are intertwined spiritually. Some of y’all don’t get it yet…

Why is it that I always have the insufferable urge to respond to ppl via text with “mmkay” I always type it out SO quickly without thinking and then obviously have to delete it and type something else. I blame my mother……..

Haim sisters…….enough