Laura

Honestly, I have completely disconnected from the old photos my old self and started to see them as a sibling I wish I had.

That or quote Ben Kenobi when asked who is Obi-Wan Kenobi.

05.08.2025 14:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There is no such thing as too much cheese. 😁

16.06.2025 23:48 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

There was also a tufted puffin trying to explore outside the boundary like a video game character hitting up against the invisible wall.

#puffin #tuftedpuffin #sandiego #iamthemaincharacter

27.04.2025 15:01 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A sea turtle lying in front of the glass with its front right flipper. They look like a bartender waiting to take your order.

Went to SeaWorld yesterday here in San Diego for free minus seeing any ethically questionable stuff. There was a sea turtle talking about my car’s extended warranty.
#seaturtles #sandiego #aquarium #iamthemanagerkaren

27.04.2025 14:47 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

German food is criminally underrated.

12.04.2025 14:27 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

For a woman, she’s pretty clueless. 🤭

12.04.2025 01:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I may not be doing this right. But how do you fuck Warhammer?

10.04.2025 22:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cherry blossom tree blooming in a Seattle neighborhood.

Cherry Blossoms are so beautiful.

#seattle #cherryblossoms #seattleneighborhood

06.04.2025 20:27 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Watch out. Their next words could be “step on me, mommy.” 😂

03.04.2025 00:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Honey Bunches of Oats. Specifically chocolate and the strawberry ones. Both are good. Not a fan of fruity cereals anymore… Fuck. I am old.

30.03.2025 22:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I got humbled last night while picking up cereal for “late night munchies”. Was waiting in line and the guy asked if the self checkout was fast. I said it all depends and mentioned I’m here to pick up “late night munchies”. Guy looked at me and said “I guess when you’re in your 30s, 8:30 is late.” 😭

30.03.2025 18:46 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Laura is wearing makeup and posing in her car.

Dating sucks but at least I get some cute pics out of the deal. 😅

24.03.2025 03:18 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0