Jim

Thats what guillotines are for, humbly

“Make sure you grab me a cold one, this time.”

@marieprairiee - men are either eagle handsome, bear handsome, dog handsome, or reptilian handsome Top Left: Ryan Gosling. Top Right: Henry Cavill (with a mustache). Bottom Left: Heath Ledger. Bottom Right: Timothée Chalamet.

My ideal man accepts me as the trashfire I am.

#GnomonGames "Das Boot" Jurgen Prochnow

#GnomonGames

Two fraggle rock characters with text that says the neighbors didn’t complain about our sex sounds it’s our pungent sexual odors. They think we have cats

Down at Fraggle Rock. Good morning! 🩷

I’m grateful for everyone who learned English as an additional language because I tried to learn other languages but it turns out I'm really dumb.

Beautiful sunset with orange and pink clouds over calm ocean waters, creating a serene seascape.

When the sky melts into shades of orange and pink and the ocean holds its breath, you remember why stillness matters. Photo by Pixabay on Pexels.

I've been telling so many folks that I hope my parents are happy in heaven that dad now wishes I'd picked them out a care home with a different name.

Here’s how Doug Ford’s ban on American booze in Ontario has impacted distilleries one year later It’s officially been one year since Ontario’s liquor aisles turned into the unlikely battlegrounds in a trade fight with the United States.

Here’s how Doug Ford’s ban on American booze in Ontario has impacted distilleries one year later

‘Anyone could fall victim to these traps’: Survey shows Canadians are ‘fed up’ dealing with scams on a daily basis March is Fraud Prevention Month, a time when Canadians are encouraged to be extra cautious and vigilant, to avoid becoming victims to scams.

‘Anyone could fall victim to these traps’: Survey shows Canadians are ‘fed up’ dealing with scams on a daily basis

Post am iconic horror movie image.

Post an iconic horror movie image.

Is there a Polymarket on whether or not I’ll lose my shit today because if so push all your chips to yes and remember me in your will

Love reading Frankenstein in public so I can occasionally say, “I guess we see who the real monster is.”

a headlight lamp is illuminating the interior of a limestone cave from a canoe, there are flowers and some other objects arranged on one of the formations

leave me in this cave camp to die with only the bats to comfort me, or until they get bored of me and ask me to leave

YouTube video by 50 Cent Chief Keef Feat 50 Cent & Wiz Khalifa - "Hate Bein' Sober"

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The US military but out of missiles is like the end of starwar1 when all the battle droids turn off. Missiles are like, the whole thing.

Prime Minister Carney drops f-word and dishes on dealing with world leaders at Sydney stop In a more relaxed mode than usual, Prime Minister Mark Carney used the f-word at a fireside chat in Sydney while telling a story from his time as a central banker and shared his observations about a n...

Prime Minister Carney says, “fuck” and dishes on dealing with world leaders at Sydney stop

How I arrived on bsky

How I arrived on bsky

I hear Spain is lovely this time of government

Still trying to figure out
What my life is all about
For now I will sit high on this branch
And watch the dudes at the ranch

Don’t talk to me before I’ve finished my dry needling

EarthPorn: CERRO TORRE (EL Chaltén-Argentina)

Enjoy #OurEarthPorn!
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CERRO TORRE (EL Chaltén-Argentina) [OC]
Photo Credit: Gold-Lengthiness-760

@teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social happy birthday! 🎂

‘I want it to be a safe place’: Grade 9 student attacked by masked intruders at Nova Scotia high school | CBC News A family is speaking out after two masked intruders entered a Halifax-area high school and violently attacked a Grade 9 student, prompting concerns about school safety and security.

Grade 9 student attacked by masked intruders at Nova Scotia high school

RCMP confirmed to CBC News that Bryson McGrath, 18, from Enfield, N.S., was charged with assault causing bodily harm and disguise with intent

A publication ban is in place.

Some of you have never been straddled in the back seat of a 78 Malibu with Rainbow cranked on the Jensen Triaxials and actually I’m sad for you

I tried carbon dating before. After a month, their personality got coal.

I’m not great with idioms but I know one thing:

If wishes were fishes, snitches would get stitches.