Ken Veksler

I know I probably should but I honestly can't bare listening to this Orange Donkeyfucker

operation midnight hammer
operation epic fury

just how deep is the incel bench in the ministry of war in Seppo land?

strong work Katie

exhibit A (I'm guessing it was a global 'macro' fund - they're famously on the ball these lads)

bsky.app/profile/five...

what if, and please, hear me out here; no one has the dimmest of fucking clues about anything

big enough and not long at all it seems

At least I won’t have to hear about that Citrus dogshit for a day or two.

Always a silver lining. You just need to know where to look.

Interestingly, couple of my group chats are deathly quiet this am.

These guys always have an opinion on everything and yet remain silent at the moment. Odd.

I have said all I need regarding this current Middle East situation

I have nothing further to add at this moment

I will not be taking any questions

The noise in the mkt the next 36hrs is going to be deafening. The signal however… deathly quiet

how big the gap on the open tonight and how long to close it?

It’s the metropolitan fucking elite like you that’s what’s wrong with Engerland these days

It me

While I’m here, why is it only white (mainly Anglo) middle class ppl that are expats & every single other person is an immigrant?

Bcs they’re not fucking expats either, they’re immigrants. Just like me.

You’re only ever an expat when you visit your country of origin. Everywhere else; immigrant!

And yes. I went outside. Touched grass. Yelled at pigeons. Ran a brisk 5km.

Gotta love LinkedIn. Nary a cunt missing a single opportunity to make it all about themselves.

Today’s edition; Nouveau Dubai dwellers sharing with us what they’ve learnt living in a temporary no fly zone and what means for tomorrow’s thought leaders

Slow drift, yes. Acceleration, maybe?
Destination, only when a credible alternative is available….
This article does little (if anything) to articulate that destination.

Though tbf, for the first time (perhaps ever) I’m beginning to entertain the thought… with varying degrees of seriousness….

An irregular reminder; go touch grass

Everything will still be a clusterfuck when you get back and are ready to doomscroll and opine once again

Can not keep up with the news cycle anymore. Largely don’t actually even want to, to be honest.

Lots of laudatory ‘we didn’t elect a racist nazi inbred’ going on in Engerland today (understandably) despite the entire political class and national leadership remaining an exponentially growing clusterfuck

the fuck do any of those words even mean?!

week's over lads
have at it

hahaha
fmd

anyway, as ever I'm guessing there's no real reason for this price action

but someone will be along shortly to provide me with a narrative

wait did Citrus publish a paper on NVIDIA or simply post his mng fecal routine?

stonks are lower

That’s fine Luke, and again like I said yesterday, it’s not personal though we likely differ in our opinion on who/what is an arbiter in instances such as this one.

I can only conclude this entire episode with this one final thought bsky.app/profile/kenv...

I couldn’t give a fuck about the reasons single names move x standard deviations in a given day.

Like I said /asked yesterday who was the arbiter of the rationale for why these stocks moved…

We live in truly the stupidest of fucking times

And the likes of Bloomberg were holding this shit up like it was the holy grail.

So… fuck markets and their hyper efficiency?