Calvin5040

When they swear they washed the new sheets before putting them on the bed, but you wake up look in the mirror and have a clear "600 count" sticker on your forehead ...

⚠️Attention Millennials and GenZ⚠️

DO NOT let your GenX or Baby Boomer parents con you into co-signing their 50 year home or or 15 year car loans. They can't get them on their own for a reason.

I wonder how many Baby Boomer and Gen Xers jumped to their feet today after watching the news saying... "we got to save the pennies they are going to be worth something some day...."

Christopher Columbus was lost starving to death off coast and the Native Americans found him and led him to America...
And I'll add.... He was not looking for North America... He was trying to find Asia and got lost..... And he didn't discover shit, there was already people living in America.

It's time for a Streamers Union.

Then he needs to pass a law requiring all car manufactures to have at least a 15 year 180,000 mile powertrain & emission + labor warranty. (won't happen)

If Maria Florinda Ríos Pérez de Velasquez was shot in a middle class neighborhood instead of an upper class neighborhood, charges would have already been pressed.

They are not going to get the Millennial and Zillennial vote if they don't pull their heads out of their asses and dump the centrism and stop the reaching across the aisles bullshit. They can not win without the young vote.

Americans are more likely to get a check from a Nigerian Prince's Email before they get a $2000 Check from the Trump Administration.

At this point GTAVII is going to come out before GTAVI does....

Socialism is what they called public power.

Socialism is what they called social security.

Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.

Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.

—Harry Truman, 1952

Nothing says ‘fit to lead’ like napping through your own medical endorsement. Get Grandpa Don to bed. 🤦🏽‍♂️

Trump to air traffic controllers: you will work without pay...

Air Traffic Controllers:

More and more lies from the Trump's admin. Of course the cult will believe this to..

They're math teachers you morons and this isn't the first year they have worn the shirts either. Had nothing to do with Charlie Kirk. Literally would have took a 10 seconds Google search.

Me and my parents met him in DC in 1992 the man has an aura similar to the feeling you get when the monster is about to kill someone in a horror movie. He just has to be in the vicinity and you can feel it.

Trump throwing a Great Gatsby style party while Americans are being crushed by an economic avalanche, losing their healthcare, and going hungry is flat-out evil.

It is one of the most contemptible things that any president has ever done.

It is historically awful.
And unforgivable.

I was in a voice channel on Discord couple days ago there was grown ass adult Republicans in it that had zero idea that Obama Care and ACA was the same damn thing.

Did you buy the extended warranty?

There should be a special level of Hell for people who crunch their chips at restaurants.

You’re a lot closer to needing SNAP benefits than you are to becoming a billionaire and you really need to remember that.

Your regular reminder that we desperately need to overturn Citizens United and get big money out of politics.

It is among the worst Supreme Court decisions in history.

It corrupts our political system every day.

If Trump doesn't like what Reagan said about tariffs, wait until he finds out what he said about immigration....

Shows coming up in Tulsa and Oklahoma City.

Normally I would be cheering for the Dodgers....

But, This is going to be hilarious....

I can't wait to see the rant posts...