Mary Rachael

Yall ever hit a vape and it tastes the way a public bathroom smells? Some of these dispos are selling questionable stuff.

New Luigi pics dropped today my man my man my mannnnnnn

democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

Adam Sandler’s Farley song made me sob. And the song he just performed made me tear up too. This show really does mean so much to me lol #snl50

I’m obsessedddd with Brittany Howard. Not getting to see the Alabama Shakes tour after coming back from their hiatus will kill meeeee. #snl50

Here she is. We’re ready for #snl50

Been my own valentine for so many years now. It used to make me sad but now I’m really good at it.

Tonight I’ll be making myself my own personal lil charcuterie tray and watching the #snl50 special. It feels apt that it’s all happening on valentines weekend and this is my fav way to treat myself.

As a Certified Single Person™️, my fav ritual for the last 10 years has been waking up on Sunday morning to watch SNL from the night before.

Finally got Paramount+ so I’m watching past seasons of Drag Race. Currently watching season 14 and I have so many favorites.

Deleted Tik Tok during the short lived ban. Re-downloaded it yesterday now that it’s back in the App Store. Haven’t spent much time on it. Is my TT addiction over?! Stay tuned.

I love the institution that is Saturday Night Live. SNL 4 EVR. #snl50

Cher’s here!!! She looks amazing she sounds amazing. #snl50

Brandi Carlisle the musician that you are! 🤩🤩 #snl50homecomingconcert

This Lonely Island medley is unreal. #snl50homecomingconcert

Definitely never realized how long the song love shack was until tonight. But it’s fun! #snl50homecomingconcert

Bad Bunny is so fine. Benitooooo. #snl50homecomingconcert

Happy Valentine’s Day. Bought myself a heart shaped pizza and I’m gonna watch the SNL 50 concert special tonight. Can’t complain.

Just thinkin’ ‘bout chicken nuggies.

Could save a life

They’re cool with it AND they’re thanking him lmao.

😂😂

Good choice. But you sure you don’t want any knuckle sandwiches?

You can only choose one

Jealous Trump Boys Try To Convince Father That Barron A DEI WASHINGTON—Whining that they were being discriminated against even though they were the “bestest sons ever in the whole wide world,” the Trump Boys attempted Thursday to convince their father that Barron was getting unfair advantages because he was a DEI. “Daddy, Barron is ruining our lives because he’s different,” said a pouting Donald Jr., who […]

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From the conservative chatter I hear around my office, they don’t give two fucks about what Elon is doing. Might ask them how his dick tastes.

I cannotttt get over this photo of #doechii at the Grammys the other night 🤩🤩🤩

Would you believe the same old man at work who hacks and coughs all day and clips his fingernails at his desk, ALSO chews his gum so loud I can hear it out at my desk?

a bronze plaque of a man in armor who looks down at a dog sitting at his feet. the man pets the dog with his left hand. the entire dog and a little bit of the plaque surrounding him is shiny and much brighter than the rest of the plaque from hundreds of years of people petting him.

This plaque in Prague has been rubbed to a shiny gold because for centuries, passersby have touched the dog for good luck, and also to reassure him that he's a very good boy. 14/10

Doechii Is Now a Grammy Award–Winning Swamp Princess After making history and becoming the third woman to ever win Best Rap Album at the Grammys, Doechii delivered a tearful acceptance speech with her mom by her side.

After making history and becoming the third woman to ever win Best Rap Album at the Grammys, Doechii delivered a tearful acceptance speech with her mom by her side.