@justpixelz.bsky.social
Retired computer programmer who still writes code for fun. Currently addicted to Korean TV series which follow the Hallmark template: extremely attractive yet inexplicably single man, woman (eventually & inevitably) fall in love.
hands too big
13.02.2026 08:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0hands too big
10.02.2026 10:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0More accurate: The Trump-Epstein Pedo-Files.
08.02.2026 11:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Apes are offended by this depiction.
08.02.2026 11:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0hands too big; cross too small
08.02.2026 11:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The satanic cult is the Pro-Death Party which is willing to sacrifice babies through diminished healthcare.
07.02.2026 11:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sen. Tim Scott (R-KKK, apparently) said he was praying the images are fake. In MAGA World, the Obamas being actual, literal apes is a possibility.
07.02.2026 11:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0hands too big
27.01.2026 11:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Because an emotionally insecure dementia patient cannot accept facts.
27.01.2026 11:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0According the Karoline Leavitt, shooting him while on the ground was self-defense and anyone who doubts that is a Soros-paid communist agitator who does not believe in the leadership of Man God Large Hands.
24.01.2026 16:01 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0hands too big
18.01.2026 12:45 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Which one is Trump?
10.01.2026 19:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Renee Good was eating the cats! She was eating the dogs!" --Shady Vance, soon
10.01.2026 19:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"The Nobel Committee can do this the easy way or the hard way." --Dementia Donnie, soon
10.01.2026 19:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0hands too big
08.01.2026 10:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He would be a step down in leadership for North Korea.
06.01.2026 10:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Did anyone expect better from Miller's wife?
06.01.2026 10:21 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Remember when "the adult in the room" was the president?
02.01.2026 09:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The ENTIRE job description for a member of Congress is to vote on stuff. But they avoid doing so at all costs because they don't want to face their voters after publicly making such choices.
23.12.2025 10:51 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Inexplicably "thoughts and prayers" coupled with more guns has not worked in the USA. WAIT! It's easily explicable.
21.12.2025 20:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
My rules for social interaction with strangers:
1) Be genuine
2) Be sure they have an "escape route" if they don't wish to engage
3) Be genuine
He isnβt very smart, is he?
19.12.2025 00:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Someone said you could just drop her off at school and she'll come home a boy. That seems like a more economical approach.
18.12.2025 18:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"The largest audience in the history of the universe!" -- Widdle Baby Donnie, soon
18.12.2025 10:22 β π 4 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0America has the biggest Thoughts and Prayers infrastructure the world has ever seen. If that can't stop mass shootings, nothing can!
17.12.2025 13:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0With a 185+ IQ, those immigrant landscapers are eligible for "Einstein Genius" visas, like Melania got.
15.12.2025 10:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Imagine of you subtract MAGAts from the test scores! π
11.12.2025 10:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A basic cognitive ability for politicians is to know what's going on. Well, not for Π―epublicans.
09.12.2025 13:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Grok was more impressed with an essay by a box of rocks.
08.12.2025 16:05 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0hands too big; cankles too small
01.12.2025 11:28 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0