I would be Barrett Bear. Or Flamethrower Frog.
08.10.2025 10:55 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@justpixelz.bsky.social
Retired computer programmer who still writes code for fun. Currently addicted to Korean TV series which follow the Hallmark template: extremely attractive yet inexplicably single man, woman (eventually & inevitably) fall in love.
I would be Barrett Bear. Or Flamethrower Frog.
08.10.2025 10:55 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0"Leggy Lioness" : a name that has nothing to do with foxes or hounds. They'll never figure out the connection. π΅βπ«
08.10.2025 10:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Truth is like a second language to him
07.10.2025 16:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When my kids invited me to play GSA, I stopped at a red light. I think they're still laughing at me.
07.10.2025 10:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Teleportion? I thought it was called "beaming".
06.10.2025 20:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Conspiracy theory" is a misnomer. "Conspiracy delusion" is more accurate, IMO.
30.09.2025 10:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Check out the metric calendar. Ten days per week.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_...
They just "reimagine it" as taking place in a mall somewhere.
29.09.2025 22:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Next up: a tariff on foreign recipes, like lasagna and (of course) tacos.
29.09.2025 22:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hand him an unlabelled can and tell him there's ketchup inside. Then stand back and watch the show.
29.09.2025 22:39 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In fairness, nobody likes the FO part of FAFO.
29.09.2025 10:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I was raptured. But only to my living room.
27.09.2025 00:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I was raptured on Tuesday! But to my living room.
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ββββ Disappointing. Would not rapture again.
Bar code on toothpaste ... GENIUS!
23.09.2025 09:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0With Crooked Donnie's commitment to cutting IRS enforcement, she's probably right.
20.09.2025 10:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Kimmel's remarks that melted the MAGA snowflakes start at 2:00 youtu.be/-j3YdxNSzTk
18.09.2025 10:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just one of the many reasons to hate him.
15.09.2025 12:29 β π 26 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In the Trump era it's hard to write something that is obviously satirical. That's his fault for being an imbecile.
14.09.2025 15:46 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0That's the happiest he's ever been in his life.
14.09.2025 09:50 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Those Korean training personnel were truly the worst-of-the-worst. They make those Guatemalan children Miller tried to deport look like kids in comparison.
14.09.2025 09:48 β π 27 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0"Sean's gonna be very disappointed that we're not doing it on his show." It's always about the ratings with Widdle Baby Donnie.
12.09.2025 13:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Right now -- 6am EDT, 11am GMT -- Great Britain is getting 55% of its electricity from wind. And only 8% from gas; 0% from coal.
grid.iamkate.com
If another pandemic strikes -- and it could already be out there -- we are utterly unprepared. Thanks to posturing by dilettantes like RFKJr, there is NOTHING to protect the public from such a disease. Even if we want such help -- and defiant oppositional disorder MAGA does not. [3/3]
04.09.2025 10:24 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0(Trump, of course, stood by idly thereby adding to its virulence and to the death toll.) [2/3]
04.09.2025 10:23 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In January 2020, COVID suddenly emerged. When it hit we had a properly organized and staffed CDC and other public health agencies. We also had world-class experts like Anthony Fauci. That wasn't enough to save a million Americans and the profound disruption the disease brought with it. [1/3]
04.09.2025 10:23 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I am a card-carrying member. I joined when threats to voters, immigrants, LGBTQ became intolerable (to me; others got there ahead of me). The courts are the only branch of government acting as the Founders intended. Except for SCOTUS which has bent the knee.
29.08.2025 14:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That kind of piggishness is in direct relation to his desperation.
29.08.2025 14:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0i.pinimg.com/736x/e1/95/3...
(I'm not sure I understand the assignment.)
Instead of better policies, Republicans and the Trump Cult want to rig the voting.
26.08.2025 09:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0(Ron DuhSatan strokes his chin)
"A book tax. What a great idea!"