Rick

I know it takes leadership to step up for a penalty in a shootout but I’d be very happy to never see Bernardo Silva take one again

Every bit of this is correct

A lad I went to school with has added me as a friend on Facebook. Now we weren’t really friends at school more a we know each other type thing.

I’ve just had a look at his timeline and it’s a minefield of conspiracies which I have to say shocked* me

*didn’t

If players want to leave let them leave.

I see Tommy Fleetwood has started his final round in usual fashion

Or if it’s easier DM me in here and we can take it from there

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I like to think my kids don’t tell real lies. Fibs & white lies is fine as I think they’re a bit of fun. But when Eleanor asks can she have chocolate spread on her crumpets and uses the line I’ve hardly had any sugar this week after spending the week at her grandparents I have to rethink everything

Just had a nap lads whilst watching a filum with the kids

🤣🤣 superb

I have to report that they’re doing it again

Isn’t there a picture of you “suffering” at the match. I recall seeing one anyway

If you want to hear a meltdown of epic proportions give us a bell and you can listen to my 9 year old losing it over forgetting her charger from her grandparents house

I see Aspden is having more pants down

Wayne Lineker is handling life well

If there was ever a bandwagon to be jumped on you can guarantee LinkedIn will be all over it

She probably pegs him

A photo of a truck with the word 'Rorisons' on the side, which sounds a little bit like how Scooby Doo would say "Morrisons"

When Scooby Doo is asked to name his favorite supermarket:

Never seen anything more obvious

She’s put gogglebox on. There’s no way that the brother & sister from Blackpool aren’t shagging

Terry seems upset

Job interview

Nor me come to think of it

I do wonder whose doing the harder drugs

Don’t know you knew my Mum m8

I’ve just logged back into to Facebook against my better judgement and it’s not a serious place is it.
Full of adverts and people sharing shite they don’t understand.

Much like most social media I suppose

Nearly flooded the kitchen.

How’s your Wednesday started?

Just watching the crisp packet cricket league lads