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mentally still at cinco de mayo
05.02.2026 19:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0groundhogs day
national battery day
when will it be "eat a hot dog and cry in the parking lot" day
groundhog saw his shadow. we saw someone buy a case of busch at 8AM. only one of these is truly alarming
02.02.2026 16:27 — 👍 11 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0my boyfriend said he wants to break up. we're sitting in the parking lot of kwik trip. he worded it weird though. he said, "i know you didn't ask for a snack so i didn't get you one."
31.01.2026 22:48 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0despite the horrors there is always beer cave.
30.01.2026 20:33 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
saturday about to be downright tropical
29.01.2026 20:52 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0normalize not taking it personally when the motion‑sensor faucet refuses to acknowledge your existence
28.01.2026 19:56 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
guilty
23.01.2026 17:37 — 👍 6 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0if a tree explodes in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
22.01.2026 17:16 — 👍 9 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
we don't have scorpions, we don't have hurricanes, we don't have earthquakes.. we don't have scorpions, we don't have hurricanes, we don't have earthquakes..
21.01.2026 15:10 — 👍 12 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
ope
20.01.2026 15:51 — 👍 9 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0someone in the midwest is walking around in cargo shorts rn
19.01.2026 21:59 — 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
tired of AI on your feed? here's some real food photography
18.01.2026 01:10 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0why text your ex when you can get a $7 lunch combo from kwik trip
16.01.2026 22:45 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
them: "hey want to go to BP?"
me:
4 facts about cheesy breadsticks that you probably didn't know:
1. Contrary to popular belief, cheesy breadsticks can't go bowling
2. Despite their appearance, they do not care about your feelings.
3. Cheesy breadsticks are not DOT certified
4. They have never seen the award-winning film Titanic
I will not return in Avengers: Doomsday
12.01.2026 19:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
ok whose middle schooler made this deal
11.01.2026 17:03 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
did the beaver write this
06.01.2026 19:58 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
it can't be that bad, they have kwik trip
05.01.2026 17:37 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0mondayest friday ever
02.01.2026 15:23 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Unsolicited advice from a gas station going into 2026. Hope this helps. ❤️
01.01.2026 14:00 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
👋
31.12.2025 15:00 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Patiently waiting.
24.12.2025 15:17 — 👍 8 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0reminder that even though it's the holiday season, don't stop at Holiday
22.12.2025 17:23 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0not sure who needs to hear this but probably everyone: the days start getting longer today
21.12.2025 15:20 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
me seeing rain in the forecast after just washing my car
18.12.2025 17:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Pick your fave. No pressure (but pressure)
17.12.2025 21:48 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1not to start drama but some humidity would go pretty hard right now
14.12.2025 16:40 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
there are two kinds of people in the winter
10.12.2025 14:48 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
