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@hoffmpls.bsky.social

All I wanna do is have some fun until the sun comes up on a ceremony cup full of lard.

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A screenshot of a tweet by Dean Phillips saying members of Congress should attend state of the union addresses and order them with decorum their witness to truth, and lie lies and protest in peace and silence.

A screenshot of a tweet by Dean Phillips saying members of Congress should attend state of the union addresses and order them with decorum their witness to truth, and lie lies and protest in peace and silence.

He is a parody of himself.

24.02.2026 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hear me out: Barack Obama is the greatest progressive electoral achievement and governance failure in human history

21.02.2026 02:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 85    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Dingle. Stay at Heatons Guesthouse.

18.02.2026 19:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have a viewpoint that is unchangeable and totally correct.

If I add an exclamation point it just makes it more true! There are 7 more skeets Iโ€™ll post to drown any chance of keeping up with my manic posting.

Iโ€™m not wrong! Donโ€™t ignore me!

17.02.2026 18:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Photo of Jacob Frey speaking at a campaign event.

Caption: Mayor Frey has proven leadership after the federal occupation. If Klobuchar is elected governor she should appoint Jacob Frey as our Next US Senator from MN.

Overlaid text: Re-elected mayor in 2026.
Promise made.
Promise kept.
He should be our Next United States
Senator from MN.

My face: ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ

Photo of Jacob Frey speaking at a campaign event. Caption: Mayor Frey has proven leadership after the federal occupation. If Klobuchar is elected governor she should appoint Jacob Frey as our Next US Senator from MN. Overlaid text: Re-elected mayor in 2026. Promise made. Promise kept. He should be our Next United States Senator from MN. My face: ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ

Fresh off of a critical, heartbreaking month where Jacob Frey was nowhere to be found in Minneapolis but all over national talk shows, hereโ€™s one of his surrogates soft-launching the Frey for Senate train. Gonna be a long year smh

16.02.2026 14:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 50    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22
Ward 1 - Elliott Payne

Council President Elliott Payne represents Ward 1, a collection of neighborhoods in Northeast and Southeast Minneapolis.

Council President Elliott Payne

Ward 1 - Elliott Payne Council President Elliott Payne represents Ward 1, a collection of neighborhoods in Northeast and Southeast Minneapolis. Council President Elliott Payne

On Presidentsโ€™ Day, Iโ€™m proud to celebrate our President - by which of course I mean Minneapolis City Council President Elliott Payne.

16.02.2026 14:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 330    ๐Ÿ” 97    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Hopefully he brings Toussaint Morrison with him!

16.02.2026 14:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hey @startribune.com @byjenna.bsky.social you should follow up with the one minute tours guy 1 year later on why he crowdfunded $65k for a new youtube series on minnesota and has now moved away from minnesota to australia. iโ€™ve already seen people pissed because they donated and he left

16.02.2026 13:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 337    ๐Ÿ” 57    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17
Preview
Amy Klobucharโ€™s Record on Trump Is Shameful - Racket As Minnesota's senior senator runs to replace Tim Walz as governor, her votes and positions on Trump, ICE, and labor should be disqualifying to progressive voters.

This is a perfect encapsulation of everything that is wrong with @amyklobuchar.com

15.02.2026 16:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

simply they will shift to where there is less resistance from the people, therefore the power always lies with the people. Do not let politicians take your power away and disperse you at their will.

12.02.2026 18:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 232    ๐Ÿ” 58    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Watch. Theyโ€™re gonna try and force us to โ€œmove onโ€ and weโ€™ll still have over a thousand ICE agents running around.

12.02.2026 18:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What did you promise them?

12.02.2026 15:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Walz is gonna act like this is some big victory. Dont buy into it. Two weeks is a long time for this gradual โ€œconclusionโ€.

It smells fishy!

12.02.2026 14:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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๐ŸšจBREAKING: Local Minneapolis police SWARM ICE protesters making mass arrests in front of ICE prison. One protesters forehead is gushing blood โฌ‡๏ธ

07.02.2026 22:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4821    ๐Ÿ” 2801    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 760    ๐Ÿ“Œ 725

โ€œLeave Minnesota and abolish ICEโ€ is not listed anywhere.

05.02.2026 03:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screenshot of Jason DeRusha criticizing the Minneapolis City Council for delaying liquor licenses to hotels that have been sheltering ICE agents.

Screenshot of Jason DeRusha criticizing the Minneapolis City Council for delaying liquor licenses to hotels that have been sheltering ICE agents.

Jason DeRusha is such a loser. My god.

04.02.2026 14:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
A screenshot of Ilhan Omar endorsing Amy Klobuchar for Governor on X.

A screenshot of Ilhan Omar endorsing Amy Klobuchar for Governor on X.

Kind of interesting @ilhanmn.bsky.social endorsed @amyklobuchar.com on X but seems to have stayed quiet on Bluesky.

01.02.2026 18:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

lol ok dude

29.01.2026 20:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whatโ€™s the full context that Iโ€™m missing?

29.01.2026 19:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Walz literally suggested the idea that ICE should do night raids with MPD cooperation on the Bulwark podcast.

3:31 is the timestamp.

youtu.be/Sn53Yjt9_gU?...

29.01.2026 18:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Happening now at 26th and Nicollet

24.01.2026 22:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 260    ๐Ÿ” 102    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

So it seems like an economic blackout but downtown parking ramps companies are gonna have a great day!

23.01.2026 15:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are ramps and city parking free today? Is there any way of going downtown without paying for parking or transit? Iโ€™m confused as to why nobody else is asking this.

Weโ€™re not supposed to buy anything today. Is parking and transit an exception?

23.01.2026 15:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just gonna post right through children being kidnapped and the constitution being shredded.

Who in the hell is gonna stop her from being the DFL nominee for Governor.

22.01.2026 01:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I will never vote for her again so please save your guilt trips in November for somebody else.

22.01.2026 19:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who is an Adam Platt and why is he anything?

22.01.2026 16:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*Why and how he got access

20.01.2026 19:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He blocked me after I kept asking him why and how get access to that press conference! Itโ€™s insane.

20.01.2026 19:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OneMinuteTours lives rent free in my head with how much he irritates me.

I will join you in any effort to destroy this movement.

20.01.2026 19:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also, like it or not, this general strike will most likely lead to *absolutely nothing* so get off your high horses and do what you can for yourself.

20.01.2026 17:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0