Meaningbird 🏳️‍⚧️

Ahh so it's not just me

We are doing revisionism on this one this year 👇

Apparently saying “Eddington predicted this” to your buddy after his wife leaves him is the wrong move

R. H. Bing (October 20, 1914 – April 28, 1986)[1] was an American mathematician who worked mainly in the areas of geometric topology and continuum theory.

Bing's father was named Rupert Henry, but Bing's mother thought that "Rupert Henry" was too British for Texas. Thus she compromised by abbreviating it to R. H.[5] Consequently, R. H. does not stand for a first or middle name. When Bing was applying for a visa, he was requested not to use initials. He explained that his name was really "R-only H-only Bing", and ended up receiving a visa made out to "Ronly Honly Bing".

in 2009 you used to be able to post "pussy look like a ham buger" and they would give you a show on tv. now you have to post 200 tick tocks of you trying to leg sweep people at the super market

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Bra is itchy

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making oomfs watch shoshimin how to become ordinary by telling them it’s kind of like rian johnson’s Brick if it was directed by kelly reichardt if she had super autism

Love going through the Senritsu Kaiki File Kowasugi series this month because it’s just Koji Shiraishi doing his own spin on this

New Girl season 6 wasn't very good to begin with, but 7 is really really rough

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165) Amber Alert (2024, movie)

insane to remake your dogshit, gross exploitative found footage movie 12 years later but sanitize it down to a PG-13 and have it be even dumber and more pointless, yes this is the only gif this thing had, yes that is the abbott elementary guy, shit fucking sucks!!

I gotta piss but I'm in class 💔

Now that I don't have work I just don't know what to do

Y'know what sure why not

Some dickheads targeting genc? What a coincidince. So am I. With support. And I'm the better shot.

The mans trying to pay off his father's medical bills. Lets give em a hand. Donation post in the replies

Wait why a meat packing factory

I like the kitty

I feel sick

I don't wanna go to work today

That Dandadan op is such an alltimer I can't lie

Who up rizzing they falcon

Cacawwwww the rizz falcon has arrived

Tbh, I don't really know why I'm on Twitter atp. I'm just on there to kill time sometimes

I guess I should probably swap over at this point shouldn't I

Stopping myself from horny posting on main by opening Bluesky so if I do end up doing it no one will see it

when i’m bored on the weekends i like to drink 4 bottles of water and piss as hard as possible to see if i can damage the toilet

Waow I can be even more unfiltered here

Should be*

I shouldnbe kissing women right now