Me Jack, Chonkyjack

"Does this bite? Was it disinfected or are there germs on it?"

I thought WTF stood for World's Trade Fair.

Is it true that sperm whales used to attack ships to get at the seamen?

None. Seattle comes close but Chicago has been the best I've ever been in.

Shades of Hoover, Nixon, and Tail Gunner Joe.

I slice turmeric roots, put them in high strength alcohol, then add saffron to it.
I use it on my eggs.

Gues he forgot about Susan Collins.

I wonder if it rattles?

The Germans developed oxycontin in WW1. By 1925 they had a significant addiction problem, even among physicians.
Everyone knew back then that it was addictive.

Inductive logic: When you energize the primary terminals of an ignition transformer, inductive logic reasons you wont touch the secondary terminals twice.

"OK , you two line up facing me, now turn and face each other. Now everyone point to the right."

When I was in the Corps, one of my men was a Mexican citizen.

My father wasn't a citizen before he got drafted for Korea.

Naaw...but I did see the Three Stooges doing home "remodeling"..

Just dont wolf them down.

If you want a job done right, you have to do it yourself!!
Now I had an electrical issue with a certain switch.
So I pulled it out, replaced it, and now when I flip it...
>>ZZZZZZZ<<<

I agree!

Dont forget The Three Stooges!

"Back in my day..."

add " immigrants", I' ll pause for others to add...

Hmmmmm

Hmmmm

They had to live thru fragile and costly vacuum tube technology followed by untested and shaky solid state electronics in huge tape drive computers that took up an entire refrigerated room.
And if there was an error in the data, good luck getting it corrected.

Warning: If you understand what he is saying, seek medical help immediately!!

I very strongly agree. I do not use a "smartphone" because of its tracking ability. I use an android and it's interesting to find all the tracking and monitoring apps on it.
Younger people say we're either too stupid or too old, but they never lived under JE Hoover or Nixon.

MAGA IQ level ones.
Cartels often use them as decoys.

You spelled it wrong: it's a "U" not an "I".😆

In my case, there are many things I use that you can't find at local stores, even big ones.

The shark, "This is getting monotonous."

Buy a lot of popcorn and enjoy the spectacle.

You didn't get yours?
Somehow mine got sent to an account in Nigeria and I had to give them all this info to transfer it to my bank account.

WHAT!!? My entire childhood memories of grilled cheese sandwiches are of those crunchy gritty somethings while eating them.