Me Jack, Chonkyjack

Is it a Reform School for delinquents?

The Magats have taken down their Trump signs, even in their windows. I know who they are and where they live. Even the one die hard took his No Wars sign down.
Wait till they see their gas prices.
Bet some people in Congress will be getting some phone calls after the Stock Market opens.

I wonder how Fox ( cough cough) News is going to present this?

Not for long....

Take the adjective "free" out and it's more illustrative.

If you go all the way back to Lincoln, only one Republican President did not have a crash, panic, or depression.

The invention of the knife was cutting edge

One goes to a buffet and eats a pizza this and a pizza that...

Was it on a Grecian urn?

And they checked your gas gauge and if it was over half full they told you to leave.
Some people tried cutting in lines and either got beat up or shot.

To any Maga that say "2+2=5 prove me wrong!"
I reply, "That cost $2, and you got 2 of them, so you owe me $5."

moral: Why fight or argue with the idiots, just take them to the cleaners like their hero does.

I still have my Draft card from a few wars back. Is it still valid or do I have to reregister?

OMG Did you push the button that says "Do Not Press"?

That we have numerous people here that believe in the most cockamamie things despite what years of progress has disproven.
We have people that dont believe in the germ theory, pasteurization, vaccines, modern medicine, ecological hazards, and science.

Did you get the article. Just another example of some of the kooks we have here.

The woman who threw her kids into the river in the belief that God will save them. Her husband did it earlier and God didnt help him.

I think they forget that particular Commandment

Here's a good one:

www.newser.com/story/374239...

If you're short they ignore you, step all over you, and give credit to others.
Currently it is OK to call someone "small" or "little" and mean it in an offensive way.

Preaching to the choir

When you say, "Your drawers are good." it could mean three totally different things.

it through me kidneys first?"

There were two Scotsmen who had been friends for 80 years. One was lying on his deathbed says to his friend sitting next to him,"I've kept this rare bottle of Scotch behind the dresser. When I'm buried, would ye kindly pour it over me grave?"
His friend replies,"Would ye mind it if I strained

Well, ...there you got yer 'Murican assceptionalism!

"We're baa- ack!"

Awww. a cyanide capsule!!! And I thought you didnt care!!

Throw in a bowl of soup..

They do that with people too.

Sardines, sprats, kippered herring, mackeral, smoked salmon in omelettes, anchovies (both rolled with capers and flat), and of course tuna

Apparently he's never had an in depth study of American history.
Next, an in depth study of how people treated other people around the World since the dawn of time.

Sorry, that was the Panda Express. They sending someone special for you!

Pepperoni pizza with mushtooms and is that sausage?