Bryann Thomas

You should have just used a pump like a normal person.

Code Brown surely?

Forest swastika - Wikipedia

What if the forest is also racist?

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forest_...

Do you live in a town?

It will help him save for a rainy day though.

When the Guardian mocks you for spelling mistakes you’ve got problems for sure.

Those poor British people called Ian.

Is that something to do with the amount he charges?

Wendy Richard: No S.
she must have really been annoyed with people spelling her name wrong. I can relate to that!

In those days none of the women were allowed to get a mortgage on their own. They all needed a man to cosine the application.

Things are getting strange, I'm starting to worry
This could be a clock face for Hugh Scully

I’m sure you’ll bounce back.

This is why trump in his first term introduced a Muslin ban.

Out of the corner of my eye I spotted something dark moving on my leg. I screamed and then realised it was just a butterfly. Indoors in October! #butterfly

That looks suspiciously like a pre tied bow tie too. A bow tie is easy to tie, it’s basically the same as doing your shoelaces up.

Like those people in Ryker Grove did?

Ciabatta was invented in 1982!

How did you discover my old nickname?

One of the Rolling Stones collects Rupert the Bear annuals. (I can’t remember which one, but it’s not Mick) A former colleague of mine also collects them and the Stone turned up at his house to buy a particularly rare one from him.

Is this you?

We named our cat Boris as he has floppy hair and will try to shag anything.

I once mentioned at work that my dentist looked just like him. 5 minutes later I bumped in to the disgraced peer in a shop. I refuse to say his name now in case it summons him again.

Did you watch 5 or did you watch 6?

I have a Harry Potter style scar thanks to my sister pushing me down the brick garden steps when I was about 4 or 5. I certainly flew for a while, but then messed up the landing.

There was a period in the 90s when all tv and movie newspapers looked like they were printed on glossy paper using a knackered inkjet printer. And people just accepted that.

I believe the original Blair era proposal heavily involved Fujitsu. I hope after the Horizon debacle they won’t be allowed to bid on this. (Who am I kidding?)

Couldn’t Micheal team up with Jay Aston from Bucks Fizz and totally confuse things?