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03.03.2026 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What’s the difference between an indie musician and a stand-up comedian?…one of them puts out jokes, and the other one is a stand-up comedian β˜ οΈπŸ˜‚

03.03.2026 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If she sneezes so hard she comes untucked she must be transphlegmenine πŸ˜‚

03.03.2026 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gavin Newsom wakes up every morning with an erection from dreaming about throwing trans ppl under the bus

03.03.2026 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

26.02.2026 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m your second favorite playwright’s second favorite playwright

25.02.2026 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

James and the Giant Piece (he lives inside a gun)

25.02.2026 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The β€œeconomy” is a made-up indicator designed to sell you money

25.02.2026 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Playwrights should be getting paid more so we can have personal assistants handle the scheduling and emailing and stuff. Why CEOs have this and not playwrights ???

24.02.2026 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s about computers

24.02.2026 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A Shakespeare adaptation called β€œMuch AI-do About Nothing”

24.02.2026 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Dating profile bouldering pics are the dating profile fish pics of the bisexuality set

24.02.2026 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Omg you have to name names

23.02.2026 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Angels: fake
Dragons: Real but extinct
Leprechauns: Real but I think their powers are more limited than stories would have you believe. Critically endangered.
Chupacabra: I don't want to speak over latino voices on this one. I'm listening.
Bigfoot: fake and extinct

18.12.2024 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3116    πŸ” 544    πŸ’¬ 73    πŸ“Œ 34

The gayest man I’ve ever seen in my life just stepped out of the most expensive house on my side of town

20.02.2026 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There’s no handle on a failing marriage

18.02.2026 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Flea because it’s the only one that’s funny

17.02.2026 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Every character speaks with the exact same disaffected pseudo-interrogative irony as this very sentence

17.02.2026 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Detransition, Baby is pretty good except the dialogue is genuinely wretched

17.02.2026 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Aristotle didn’t know jack shit about the theatre and you goons know it

15.02.2026 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you die in Minneapolis, you die in real life

11.02.2026 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The white supremacists should come up with their own cool singer, Brad Bunny

11.02.2026 05:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Abolish LORT

09.02.2026 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hustling Towards Nowhere

09.02.2026 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The intense primal fear has been making me horny

06.02.2026 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember when the future was gonna have cool shit like hoverboards and instead all we got was mass surveillance technology?

06.02.2026 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

DHS needs to be abolished altogether. The whole apparatus is designed to make money off of ethnic cleansing.

02.02.2026 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna start commenting β€œu looked better fat” on every social media before+after pic

02.02.2026 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Except working for DHS

01.02.2026 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing more embarrassing than having social media accounts specifically for your play

31.01.2026 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1