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@johniebeaver.bsky.social

Twinja . From Philadelphia but now live in the deep south of Alexandria, VA. Born Oct. 2. I just want to befriend one crow. Is that too much to ask?

230 Followers  |  142 Following  |  2,132 Posts  |  Joined: 13.07.2023  |  2.2218

Latest posts by johniebeaver.bsky.social on Bluesky

Don't bother me again for the win

02.12.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Im so sorry. Really, really sorry

02.12.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The gop must be paying him off

02.12.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can has a head injury?

01.12.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't say what i think at all

01.12.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Forecasts lately are so wishy-washy. DC won't get any snow. Maybe you will. Maybe snowmaggedin. It will rain. We don't know

01.12.2025 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Would anyone notice if he suffered an unalivance ?

01.12.2025 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Dude is so stupid. White republicans will never see him as anything other than an "other".

01.12.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just getting out of trader Joe's on a day off. Bought everything. It's sunny and cold. This is fucking paradise!!!!!!!! And they had steely dan on! I might cry

01.12.2025 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Central American countries have higher rates of vaccinations than the US

01.12.2025 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Look how cute you were!

01.12.2025 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I need that cat

30.11.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My late cat Hugo would follow the fuck out of you knowing you had waxy ears

30.11.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Im laughing so hard

30.11.2025 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely

30.11.2025 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The mashed potatoes look lumpy. Bitch has never heard of a ricer

30.11.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Dessicated crescent rolls. Wtf is that sad excuse for Mac and cheese?

29.11.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone else LIVE for Style with Elsa Klensch in the 80's/90's?

29.11.2025 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I HATE all Republicans. All of them

29.11.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Or spawn more Luigis.

29.11.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Jumping through hoops just to get decent health care is ridiculous.

29.11.2025 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Please keep us informed if you need help

29.11.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We in retail who suffered today salute you

29.11.2025 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's a really good descriptor. Mushy peas, bubble and squeak, the shitty boiled Brussels sprouts...gtfo.

28.11.2025 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am!

28.11.2025 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think you nailed it.

28.11.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Thanksgiving friends! There are times when you are my only tether to sanity, keeping me from drifting off.

28.11.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Domesticated Rad!

28.11.2025 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh good one! You are unbeatable. Happy Thanksgiving!

27.11.2025 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Girl, you in trouble

27.11.2025 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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