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Alex Mittoo

@alexmittoo.bsky.social

Primarily a reply guy, also a hedgehog. They/them

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Slap.
"Take estrogen."
Refuse to elaborate.
Leave.

13.08.2025 01:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this city has a hole??? ๐Ÿ˜ณ

13.08.2025 00:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[with bnuny voice]

tmumy...

12.08.2025 23:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you awakened a memory that went straight to my twitching eyeball, thank you

12.08.2025 22:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not Safe For Birb

12.08.2025 20:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

imagining jojo markings appearing around you

12.08.2025 19:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you could run a train on me, for sure

12.08.2025 19:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i know a guy 'oo can 'elp

'e's pretty 'orrible

12.08.2025 18:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Razageth had the Sauce, I loved her so much

12.08.2025 14:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ok ๐Ÿ’™
yay ๐Ÿ’™

12.08.2025 14:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The only one I can think of would be something like Eastern Kingdoms Elves, because everything else either includes one of the kalimdor/adjacent people (Highborne) or excludes one or more (high elves)

12.08.2025 13:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

truly, fully

thanks, i hate it

12.08.2025 13:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this is main!!!

12.08.2025 13:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i don't see a warrant lacey

12.08.2025 13:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I like 'i imagined my favourite fictional/TTRPG character as a magic card' a lot more when it's a fan work and not when it's sold to me

12.08.2025 13:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what if warhammer, but the most boring of the factions was EVEN MORE prominent

12.08.2025 12:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[carrying the sandwich reverently]

careful, everyone. he's a hero

12.08.2025 12:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

casey this is main

12.08.2025 12:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What do you get if you cross a ninja with a teenage turtle?

If you cross a ninja, she fucking kills you.

12.08.2025 11:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Look at the axe throwers, lenny

12.08.2025 11:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m assuming you already have an aerial, so Deathscythe because I will be an 8 year old boy until the day I die

12.08.2025 10:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

excellent work

12.08.2025 00:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Draenei and darkin have similar name conventions, what can I say

(I also have Styraatus)

11.08.2025 21:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A screenshot from world of warcraft, showing Ibaaros the draenei death knight - they are dressed in heavy platemail primarily from Shadowlands raids, with shoulders and belt from the warlords of draenor paladin set. They carry a naaru-shaped light as they walk toward the camera.

A screenshot from world of warcraft, showing Ibaaros the draenei death knight - they are dressed in heavy platemail primarily from Shadowlands raids, with shoulders and belt from the warlords of draenor paladin set. They carry a naaru-shaped light as they walk toward the camera.

Love draenei - here's my current lad, Ibaaros

11.08.2025 20:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Here, you can play as and alongside many facets of the setting [a group of people, asleep]

and you can FUCK them
[the group wakes up, hooting and hollering]

11.08.2025 19:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Been absolutely loving the script of this new batch, laughed out loud multiple times at the Watch interview

11.08.2025 18:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader - Scions of Lorgar OST
YouTube video by GLACIAL GAMING Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader - Scions of Lorgar OST

the song that plays when you fight your first chaos space marine [this is act 1, i'm not spoiling anything] and your entire party goes 'oh. oh we're all dead.' is peak

11.08.2025 17:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh, we can make it problematic

and hotter

11.08.2025 17:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HE'S MEANT TO HAVE TEN SWORDS

SOMEONE STOLE TWO SWORDS

11.08.2025 16:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An Amalgam creature token from Hearthstone - it has the flaming head of an elemental with a pirate eyepatch, one demonic horn, a green murloc-head back hunch, bestial shoulders, purple undead bat wings, a totem left hand that ends in a peg leg, and a mechanical right hand. The legs are a dark grey colour and end in deer-like hooves.

An Amalgam creature token from Hearthstone - it has the flaming head of an elemental with a pirate eyepatch, one demonic horn, a green murloc-head back hunch, bestial shoulders, purple undead bat wings, a totem left hand that ends in a peg leg, and a mechanical right hand. The legs are a dark grey colour and end in deer-like hooves.

Ladies.

11.08.2025 15:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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