Mike Panzitta

Thank you for your service and your perseverance despite our country’s treatment of Black service members. You are a true American hero.

Happy Veterans Day, sir!

We need serious leaders who stand firm for the American people. Chuck Schumer has repeatedly demonstrated that he is unserious.

Sharing satire to claim it as fact is not satire, it’s bullshit.

As one of your constituents in 98121, I strongly urge you to move to replace Schumer as minority leader. He either lacks control of the caucus or is disingenuous. Or both. We need strong, unwavering leadership in these difficult times, not capitulation

Thank you, Senator! Please put pressure on the rest of the caucus to hold firm to restoring health care for Americans

I’ll take every one of these as a win. I can always buy more champagne!

Thank you, Glenn!

The only inevitability is that cholesterol will make jd fucking vance president. Flaming bag of dogshit, meet shoe, now covered with burning dogshit

Every. Single. County. In. Virginia.

Thank you, Virginians!

Gee, maybe trump is toxic?

Yes, please. Let’s get some representation that is actually representative of those being represented

Thanks to the Orange Dipshit and his lickspittles for beating their previous record for fucking over the American people

IF YOU THINK YOU LOVE FREEDOM BUT YOU DON'T CARE IF IT APPLIES TO EVERYONE, WHAT YOU ACTUALLY LOVE IS PRIVILEGE

Congratulations from a former NJ resident now living in Seattle. We are fortunate to have you serving NJ and the USA

If trump is on the ballot, I’m voting for cholesterol

The American people would choose a steaming pile of dogshit over the incompetent asshole currently residing in the people’s White House

Fuck you, you fucking fascists!

Let’s hope that the Democratic establishment takes note. And it not, let’s fucking remind them. Forcefully!

Imagine that, fellow Americans reject fascists!

I hope the establishment Democratic Party is paying attention. Fuck this faulty theory of “moving to the center”. Maybe address the issues that actually matter to people with a charismatic candidate?

Stacy, this is a sign for you! Let’s do it!

I dunno, I’d have guessed FUCKYOUTRUMP on the first try

With trumps dick and vances asshole, it’s like throwing a pretzel stick fragment into the Grand Canyon

I’ll take removal by cholesterol for $100, Bob

Thank you, Jen, for keeping so many of us sane in such uncertain and far-from-sane times. You and your colleagues have helped lead us to this point and hopefully even further beyond!

Oops, my bad. Cuomo is the brown candidate. Figures, doesn’t it?

Fuck yeah!

Makes sense that Manhattan, Brooklyn, and Queens have gone for Mamdani. But why the hell is Staten Island brown??