Conor

(putting phone down after watching youtube on it for 4 hours) Alright. Enough fucking around. (opening youtube on my computer

That Lanterns show looks like a parody of prestige TV Shows

If there was video of a Senate Dem giving a compound fracture to a Marine while wearing his dress blues, that guy would've been burned at the stake by close of business

Hey, if you're feeling like life has passed you by and you're too old to start something new, remember that John Brown was 55 before he killed his first pro-slavery settler in the Kansas Territory. It's never too late to follow your dreams.

And measles is much much worse than Covid.

One thing seems clear from all the hasty mobilizations of U.S. military units and the realities of our ongoing ammunition crisis: the Trump Admin has completely hollowed out our capacity to defend ourselves or our allies in order to help Israel in murdering Iranians.

Compromise we get First Person Shooters but they are only the Stalingrad levels from the Medal of Honour games.

woke 2 means no more anime and no more multiplayer shooters

Wake up babe new caning of Charles Sumner incident just dropped

So much of this show went completely over my head when I was like 7.

Shamefully it turns out there isn’t actually a statue of Scorsese in New York

Watching Animaniacs. The Goodfeathers are doing an extended West Side Story parody where they are fighting over the control of a Martin Scorsese statue

Animaniacs is on Tubi if you want an effective distraction from the horrors.

2026 nuclear family meme— featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog

A republican senator literally breaking the hand of a US Marine in full dress uniform is just further evidence that reality is written by hacks

[TW: graphic fracture, sound of breaking bone]

Sen Tim Sheehy (R-Montana) badly breaking the arm of a Marine veteran protesting the war Iran.

a man in a suit is walking through a courtroom while another man stands behind him ALT: a man in a suit is walking through a courtroom while another man stands behind him

His legal team be like:

“i decided to help out and deescalate the situation”, posted on twitter with a video, just bought this man’s lawyer a new boat

don't think this administration (in uniform and out) has really come to grips (i think some are starting to sweat it) that the longer this goes on the more likely it goes very, very bad—but they have no obvious off ramp and a lead partner who desperately wants *no offramps*

Fritzi is a 130 year old flapper girl who tried to make her way in early silent movies. She can be gay.

I truly loathe this disgusting oaf.

Somewhere there’s a bridge missing its troll.

Nancy 3/4/26 💅

'those movies where people watch a video because it's supposed to make you die in a week are unrealistic' I say as I watch another person take a Chotiner phone call

It’s the kind of episode they could have got away with if had already done like 200 episodes

A ★½ review of In the Blink of an Eye (2026) I was watching this movie and all the while I was wondering where the hell this is going? You have a boring storyline about some Farside Cavemen, a boring story about Rashida Jokes who apparently is a...

3 boring stories.

boxd.it/doDrnp

I’ve discovered a new hobby.

So now nearly every Republican has agreed that they own this war

Headline of a Q&A in New Yorker formatting Headline: A panicked middle-aged man refuses to tell me directions to the bathroom. Subhed: Please, I just have to pee. I'm in a hurry. By Isaac Chotiner March 4, 2026

Excuse me. Oh, God. Oh, no. Holy shit. Get away from me. I was wondering if you knew where the bathrooms are. Look, I'm ... it's not a crime to scroll through your high school girlfriend's Instagram account. We remained friends after high school! I was at her wedding! It's only natural to see how she's doing.

I'm in a bit of a hurry, and I'm afraid that if I choose the wrong corridor, I'll be late for my train. I think they're down that way, but I'm actually from out of town. Please stop talking to me.

Real quick, though. I agree that it's natural to be interested in an old friend, but aren't you afraid about the message you might be sending by liking a picture of her at the beach from 2015? If that did happen, and I'm only going off your word, it was probably an accident. They put the ... scroll bars or whatever ... close to the thumbs up button. People have been complaining about that for years. I've been complaining about that for years.

God bless America, where if a mere majority opposes the war it continues without oversight