Peggy McCafferty

A Portland, Oregon squirrel sits on a deck behind a miniature picnic table with a small bowl of almonds on top, holding and eating one of the almonds. There is a miniature wooden bottle of ketchup next to the bowl of almonds. A plastic yard nun sits on the deck behind and to the right.

Picnic Squirrel

28.04.2025 20:41 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's snowing in Portland so don't forget to panic shop and buy $200 worth of meat and all the kale.

05.02.2025 17:55 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nativity scene with Jesus action figure in a cowboy hat, Obama action figure in Santa hat, and wind up baby in Detroit Lions helmet. Scully, Mulder, and Pee Wee Herman are wearing Santa hats. Pee Wee is holding a tiny rubber chicken.

Time to take down the nativity scene. I have been accused of being a fair weather Lions fan, but that windup baby in the helmet is 30 years old.

30.12.2024 17:54 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

if i were an nfl head coach and my team was up against tough odds, i'd fold like a card table and i'd make sure my entire team did too. fuck that

30.12.2024 03:41 — 👍 1424    🔁 64    💬 51    📌 5

interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years

me: punching a goose in it’s mouth

interviewer: you know actually we’ve already filled the position

me: *clenches fist* was it a goose

16.12.2024 16:22 — 👍 539    🔁 83    💬 8    📌 1

"WHERE IS THIS?!" screams another delivery shopper as they shove their phone in my face. I know they won't take this well (none have, poor souls), so I brace myself to share the devastating news that we are sold out of Advent calendars on December 14th.

15.12.2024 18:22 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

thanksgiving hosts: what sort of dry rub would you use when spatchcocking moo deng?

26.11.2024 05:09 — 👍 116    🔁 18    💬 17    📌 1

A big, evil pumpkin sitting on a pile of seed "bones" while sucking the pumpkin essence from small pumpkins and leaving white pumpkins behind. There is a drizzle of pumpkin guts in the shape of a skull and crossbones on its cauliflower "foam" head. Carrot straw.

We didn't have a pumpkin carving contest at work this year (we were all stressed and preoccupied for some reason...) so here's mine from two years ago, showing how pumpkin spice gets its flavor. Enjoy your evil lattes.

11.11.2024 02:21 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Neighborhood squirrel is tricked into praying by putting peanuts in the Yard Nun's book.

Cathollic Squirrel

10.11.2024 22:27 — 👍 38    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0