Greg Castanias's Avatar

Greg Castanias

@gregcastanias.bsky.social

Husband, dad, appellate & IP lawyer, law professor, writer, men’s college trustee, college fraternity leader, adoption advocate, cocktail maker, and DC dining enthusiast. Member of ALI and AAAL; #AppellateTwitter refugee.

1,350 Followers  |  1,300 Following  |  421 Posts  |  Joined: 24.07.2023
Posts Following

Posts by Greg Castanias (@gregcastanias.bsky.social)

Preview
a man with glasses and a beard is making a face . ALT: a man with glasses and a beard is making a face .
15.02.2026 02:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s Babyface. Or Marc Summers from Nickelodeon. Or maybe
(egads) Jared from Subway. I’d prefer it to be Priyanka Chopra, but she attended for only one year, and didn’t graduate from there.

12.02.2026 05:29 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Post image Post image Post image

NEW: “CBS Evening News” producer Alicia Hastey sends a bombshell farewell note:

Stories are “evaluated not just on their journalistic merit but on whether they conform to a shifting set of ideological expectations.”

12.02.2026 03:22 — 👍 11816    🔁 4181    💬 273    📌 256
Preview
a man in a denim vest is standing in a kitchen and says signed epstein 's mother ALT: a man in a denim vest is standing in a kitchen and says signed epstein 's mother
11.02.2026 04:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Preview
a police officer is dancing in front of a crowd with the word remain written on the bottom ALT: a police officer is dancing in front of a crowd with the word remain written on the bottom
09.02.2026 21:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Taking my dog out for his constitutional in the post-snow-and-ice-storm DMV, watching him on the ice sliding away from his target on three paws and one lifted leg, and trying not to humiliate him more with my laughter.

30.01.2026 00:02 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I think liberals ought to reengage this discourse. We dismissed manhood and masculinity as phony things unworthy of serious, positive discussion, and left it on the table for the chodes and assholes among us. Alex Pretti was what a good man should be. We should say so.

26.01.2026 18:32 — 👍 114    🔁 39    💬 12    📌 3
The 2024 election got framed for these less-political folks as “Democratic failure and incompetence” versus “Strongman solutions.” And the latter won out. At some point, we need to seize a simple message: We are good people who are good at governing. If you have a moral center, you should support us. And if you don’t much care about such altruistic things, but you do care about things like the price of eggs, we’ve got your back, too. That leaves the MAGA party — f/k/a the Republican Party — to campaign on “I hate the people you hate; fear the people you fear.” We don’t favor sane and compassionate immigration policy because of identity politics; we favor it because it’s going to be good for the country — shores up the work force, adds to the public fisc, etc.

The 2024 election got framed for these less-political folks as “Democratic failure and incompetence” versus “Strongman solutions.” And the latter won out. At some point, we need to seize a simple message: We are good people who are good at governing. If you have a moral center, you should support us. And if you don’t much care about such altruistic things, but you do care about things like the price of eggs, we’ve got your back, too. That leaves the MAGA party — f/k/a the Republican Party — to campaign on “I hate the people you hate; fear the people you fear.” We don’t favor sane and compassionate immigration policy because of identity politics; we favor it because it’s going to be good for the country — shores up the work force, adds to the public fisc, etc.

I have an amazing community at the Editorial Board. Just look at this reaction to a piece of mine called "Can liberals help maga find the off-ramp?" So informed. So wise.

Join us if you can.

www.editorialboard.com/can-liberals...

26.01.2026 17:21 — 👍 19    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 0
Post image 20.01.2026 04:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image 20.01.2026 04:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image 20.01.2026 04:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image 20.01.2026 04:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image 20.01.2026 04:29 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Camp East Montana in El Paso, Texas. Three migrants held there have died since December 2025.

Camp East Montana in El Paso, Texas. Three migrants held there have died since December 2025.

A third immigrant held at Camp East Montana has died, reportedly by suicide. Victor Manuel Díaz was detained in Minnesota. He is the sixth migrant to die since Jan. 1 in ICE detention.

My story:

www.elpasotimes.com/story/news/i...

18.01.2026 17:11 — 👍 1120    🔁 675    💬 29    📌 56

This continues a dangerous campaign.

The day before the ICE killing, the Commander-in-Chief reposted a “Truth” that said “Literal [sic; ‘Liberal’] YT Women [are] The Most Damaging creatures on Earth!”

14 hrs later, ICE executes a liberal white woman while the officer calls her a “fucking bitch.”

11.01.2026 22:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This article refers to “Brown” in the second paragraph as though the reader already knows who he is. But the reader has to infer that this is the former CEO’s name, which is not given before you call him “Brown.” (It’s John Y. Brown, former Governor of Kentucky, once husband to Phyllis George.)

02.01.2026 19:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am getting ready to start Ian MacEwan’s new book, “What We Can Know.”

13.12.2025 05:03 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Read this to Mrs. C. Her response: “I feel seen.”

19.11.2025 03:40 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This also occurred for 2L law-firm interviews at Georgetown and Harvard. In fact, I interviewed Savannah Guthrie, then an ex-Arizona journalist and GULC 2L,
In a DC hotel room.

16.11.2025 22:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It is likely that the episode will be remembered more for the couthless lout than for anything about you. Until they died, my parents laughed about this roughneck customer from my Dad’s restaurant who, observing the regrettable behavior of another customer, said, “Dat guy ain’t got no couth.”

09.09.2025 14:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Welp. BlueSky is over. It isn’t ever going to be done better than this.

09.09.2025 12:34 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Preview
a white castle restaurant with blue awnings and a man in a costume on top ALT: a white castle restaurant with blue awnings and a man in a costume on top
02.08.2025 21:18 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We had the distinct honor of representing the Top Brands companies and John Ngan in this case. Thanks to @design-law.bsky.social (Sarah Fackrell) for highlighting it.

17.07.2025 17:31 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

PM me and let me know what you need and I’ll see if I can be of help.

16.06.2025 11:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m at ALI’s Annual Meeting. During yesterday’s CLE on Generative AI, I decided to experiment by asking AI a question about an issue I’ll be addressing soon in an upcoming argument. It gave me an authoritative and exactly-on-point quote from a Restatement. One problem: It wasn’t in the Restatement.

19.05.2025 15:32 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Strikes me as a problem for the administration if they decide to withhold evidence of their compliance, which they’ll have to demonstrate.

16.05.2025 18:43 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My father, child of two immigrants who got here from Greece just before Congress passed its first aggressively nativist immigration law (the Johnson-Reed Act of 1924), piloted 35 combat missions in a B-17 over Nazi Germany. He didn’t bomb Nazis so that a cosplaying Naziferatu could pull this crap.

16.05.2025 18:39 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
Preview
Delta Restaurant - (2) Michelin Star restaurant in Athens Indulge in the refined flavors of international, pioneering techniques at the 2-Michelin-starred Delta Restaurant in Athens. Book your table now!

Seconded! Dined there and Delta (also Michelin starred) — co-executive chefs who used Scandinavian techniques (like fermentation) learned at Noma and elsewhere on Greek ingredients. Stunning. deltarestaurant.gr

05.04.2025 03:12 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It will be soon enough.

22.03.2025 00:38 — 👍 29    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Neither free markets nor personal liberties are furthered by this drivel. Dude’s gotta go.

03.03.2025 02:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0